Don't forget the Magical Drinking Tiara!

Yah!

Cheers!

I'll do a line of coke on someone's ass tonight, just for you!

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or:

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only tonight will tell.

Have a wonderful birthday, Watch for something special coming your way.

Louchie's keyboard won't give me exclamation points.
The intention for exclamation points is there.
I hope it's a great one, Wogger.
Have some exploits.

Happy once-a-year day!!

(Extra one for Peeps)

Have a Woggerful Birfday!

Have a great one!

I'm celebrating your b-day by getting xit faced.
hope that's ok

Thanks, kids.
It's not actually my birthday yet though.
Trainer is a little ADD.
I did get drunk tonight.
Monday is the big day.
The big, sad, depressing day.
The day I move from the 25-30 box to the 31-35 box.

But thanks, anyway.
I love all you bastards.

And remember, you can't spell 'bastards' without 'tards.'

Happy Happy sweetie pie,
and remember :
yer not getting older ;
yer getting bigger!
Yay!
Happy Birthday Abbykins.

It was still your barfday WEEKEND.

Wogger was hung over this morning, so I had to go to Ikea all alone. It's all Wogger's fault.

My poor bank account . . .

Happy Birthday Abby!

I hope you had a great day!!!

Ditto.

You are one of the people that makes life worth living.

DG

Happy Birthday Abby!

I hope the demons of grain confiscated you away to some remote island of misfit toys.

(That translates to being a good thing...)

Ha!

Thanks again, guys.
I'm just starting to feel human again after spending the day in bed from quite the binge on whiskey last night.

I still can't find the top to the bottle of Tullamore Dew that I was apparently drinking straight from when I got home from the bar.

You mean now you are really over thirty? Wowser, that sucks. Have another shot for me. I couldn't imagine turning thirty, or even worse, over thirty. I'm glad that's still a long ways away for me! I mean, can you imagine being a thirty-year-old, that's when you start pre-planning your funeral and it's impossible to get life insurance at that point, and if you are still single, you are officially the weird-old hermit or an old maid. I think my mom was already a grandmother when she turned thirty.

Just glad I've got a deal brewing so I don't have to worry about that.

Tulley.. hey... wait-a-sec...

2LY!

How the hell is he?!

Woo-Hoo!!!

I'm sure you had a great time!!!

Somehow 31 feels as if I should behave more responsibly.
I'm sure that feeling will pass.

I would hope that 31 feels like you can drink as much as you want whenever and wherever you can, because you never know when you might just fall over dead with a heart-attack at that age.

Once again, I'm not turning thirty;)

I'm heading to the animal shelter tomorrow to adopt a dozen or so cats.
I might purchase a corn cob pipe, too.

And move to Kansas...

I still haven't found the flask
that kicked my ass last weekend.

It's because we didn't wear proper headgear.

Nope, she said a dozen cats, not sheep!

Damn-it girl
it's now official!
Yer one years old!
CG can have ya!

Oh no... I've gotta make a stand here.

CG starts 'em legal.

Hey lets sing the birthday song!!

Happy Birthday to you
Happy Birthday to you
Happy Birthday dear Abby
Happy Birthday to you.

Happy Happy.

Happy Birthday and Happy Barfmorning!!!

Good choice with tha 'Dew, one of my all time favs!!! The 12 yr old is tha bomb shit!!!

Merry Bidet, Abby - my love!!!!

Happy Birthday Wogger. Hope you don't remember any of it. And being over 30 isn't so bad. Just ask the Mayor. He's really old. Hehe. Anyway, can't wait to see ya again at the LF05. Take care kid.

Hey Loogie- why wait until LF05 - Louchefiesta!

Happy Day, Abby!!

Happy Birthday!

Happiest of Happy Days to you, Abby!

My mom told me one or the other. Not both.

"Tulley.. hey... wait-a-sec...

2LY!

How the hell is he?!"



have a very merry un-birthday, AB.

HAPPY DAY, WOGS!

Happy birthday! Sorry, I'm always a little late.

Here's hoping it was lots of this and none of this

Happy b-day. May all your vomit fall in festive colors.