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Happy birthday Monkey!
Happy Birthday and Happy New Year! 
Happy BD ya Drunken Monkey!!!
Hey, ya damned dirty ape...have a happy one! Quit draggin' yer knuckles and drink up.
What does a monkey do when his birthday is on New Year's Eve:
happy, happy, monkey!
and make sure you remember the difference between a Harley and a Hoover..
with a Hoover, the dirtbag's on the inside.
and make sure you remember the difference between a Harley and a Hoover..
with a Hoover, the dirtbag's on the inside.
Happy, happy, happy, happy, haaaaaapppy birthday!
Hey thanks y'all! Know that even though I'm not around a whole lot I still lurk and keep up with your shenanigans.
I think of you all often, I really do.
Now if you will excuse me, I have some absinthe to start drinking.
DG
I think of you all often, I really do.
Now if you will excuse me, I have some absinthe to start drinking.
DG
Have a good one, and a great new year as well.
Happy Birthday to one of the most delightful gents around!
Have a great one, and a lovely New Year!
Have a great one, and a lovely New Year!
Happy 
Day!
Happy (belated) Birthday! 
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