Happy Happy, Peeps!

May every year be as happy as the past year.

I hope this one is a landmark.

Love ya, baby!

And I wish this one to be especially good!

Happy BD!!! Now if you could just ditch that creepy old fuck that’s been stalking you.

Happy Birthday Kid!

Happy Birthday!!!

Yay!
Where you at?

Wow, Peeps gets two b-day threads! Who loves ya?

deja voodoo

Happy birthday! Hope the Mayor treats you to a special day.

By leaving her alone?

Happy B-Day

Have a Hap, Hap , Happy Day!

Merry Bidet, Peeps!!!!!!!!

I celebrated your B-Day by hitting the MAC counter on the way to work!

That xit isn't good for you! If you eat that xit, you won't have an ass like Rimbo's!

Thanks, all!

This is absotively a landmark year. Big haps.

Just got back from the Mini Mansion, where I kept getting booted off of the Mayor's crappy dial-up. I could only manage to sometimes lurk for the two weeks I was there. We plan to celebrate our joint Burtdays at the end of the month.

Hmmmmm.......

I might be able to eat the eye kohl, but the pigment powder would be kinda dry.

Glassy does too have a sweet, sweet ass.

Happy birthday Peepers. Hope it was a good one.

(channeling GeyBoy)

True, all 19 sides of it are sweet.

I thought of her last week when I borrowed Louchie's pants and stretched out the seat.

I do recall a sweet ass on the lovely beaded lady.

Sweet, sweet.
One sweet per cheek.

Beaded, or Bearded?

Hopefully both!

I doubt it. She has a Pussybro™.

(Channeling GeyBoy again)

More like a PussyFro™!

Yeah! I likes it like dat!

Prol likes a lush shrubbery.

Lush but soft.

You're in luck.
This place is full of soft lushes.

You people ah wickid retahded!!!!!

Speaking of which, how's the Mayor?

Boring, bald and old, I've heard.

wuwu! happy happy day, my fellow oaklander, you!

I'm homesick.

Dollface, I raise my glass to you. I hope you're havin' y'seff one VERY Happy Birthday!

Looking forward to seeing you in July. (Looking forward to seeing everyone in July!)

XOX

He's good, Prol.
He's got the winter blahs
and has his hands full with Real Life.
He's been hosting a wildly successful series
of competetive bar races.
The next one is Monday.

You just made me grin big to know you'll be there.

No, you're thinking of me.

Bar races?

Hey R.L.'s been killin' me lately too.

So I hear.
Sorry, Prol.
Keep it real and things will come around.

Yeah. Bar races.
I think he made it up.
Teams of two, with a time limit, on foot.
Each team gets a map of bars and has to drink at each bar.
Everyone antes and the team with the most bars at the finish wins the pot.
People seem to love it.
They train for it and study their routes.

Actually things may be looming up between publishing, cookin' and a few slave job possibilities. Plus I may get a wad from being vested (barely) at my last gig.

The races sounds like fun, I guess a quick shot per bar counts. A-Town seems to have a lot of bars.

This could be big .

Indeed it does.
I like Candida's best.
The one with the chicken wire
on the windows is nice, too, though.

Maybe the unexpected change will work out for the better, then.
I certainly hope so.

We hit 13 in one day, on foot. One of them he was never able to find again.

Hope you had a happy birthday, Peeps!

I think the best gift you could have gotten from The Mayor would have been an all-paid-for week of bar racing!

That and a cute mexican midget.

and I'd like to thank Jack for the exemplary channeling
whilst I was stuck at the 2nd job earning makeup money
so that I can enjoy some sweet, sweet ass on occasion.

I'll see yer sweet ass in February.

Ugh.

Happy Birth Anniversary.

For whatever it's worth at this late stage in the game......

What do you mean, "Ugh"?

Are you besmirching my sweet, sweet ass? How dare you.

um, PEOPLE,






please use "sweet, sweet ass™"


you be some stealin ass douches.