Welcome back!

What of your exploits abroad?

Yeah - come on Slate....

Spill the beans!!!!!!!!!!!!1

Yeah Slate ,
I always wanted to know :
Just exactly what happens when you get shanghaied?

OK. He's being coy.

I just put on "Why Did I Tell You I Was Going to Shanghai?" I'm pouring myself a glass and haning in for Slate to spill.

Well, the calf augmentation, butt-lift, and head transplant were a howling success. In mid-September, when the stitches came out, I decided to test-drive the new me, and to that end I did, in fact, go abroad.

The next three months are something of a blur, but journal entries kept sporadically during that time allude to conga lines, nude beaches, chartered sex tours, and a class in Chinese knotting.

The scars of surgery have mostly faded. My calves and buttocks are flawless. If you peek under my turtleneck, you can see where the new head was stiched to the torso, but when it's such a pretty head, who cares?

I could use a brain-tuck, but may hold off 'til after LF05.

You could get the liver done then as well.

No, not "that" Liver.

(and no, I'm not quoting the post above mine. just the relevant part.)

Welcome back to the fold, Slate ol' boy. We missed ya somethin' fierce!

No, I won't be doing "that" Liver. Whaddya think, I'm nuts? The last thing I need is to get roughed up, worked over, taught a lesson by a tall, assertive man with a deep voice, piercing eyes, and a shaved head.

Thanks, Rimsky. I'm very happy to be back. How's by you, kiddo?

how about a short & chubby assertive man with a deep voice, piercing eyes, and a shaved head roughing you up & working you over & teaching you a lesson?

will work for booze.

I'm okey-dokey. I need some lunch, though.

You're on, but let's keep this on the DL. We can't have every man in the lounge offering to rough me up, work me over, and teach me a lesson in exchange for booze, can we?

Can we?

Only for some good HG!!!

Somehow I knew Smuttty would show up...

Already there!

A-HA!!!

Wassup Rimmy?????????

Suddenly everyone's lining up to bully and brutalize me for booze. Damn you all, what's in it for me?

(Wanted: HG. Willing to pay top dollar.)

Nice coloration of the skin, particularly around the eyes and ribs (and if CeeGee gets a turn, the ).

I don't think I've ever talked to you Slate, but hey, welcome back.

Hey, Vibe. No, we ain't chatted yet. Pleased to make your acquaintance, and thanks for the welcome home.

How many of you who were M.I.A. at LF04 plan to attend LF05? I am so ready to fill in the blanks!

I'll have to browse the list of rules before I decide whether to attend or not.

i hate everybody going, and everybody hates me, so there's really no point.

I want you there. You don't even have to beat me up.

There's no point to anything you do, CG. It's never stopped you.

Peeps, honey, I know you're going to be there. Would YOU like to beat me up?

very true, peeps.

but i'll most likely not be in attendance anywho.

you fucking SLUNT!

I'd love to, but my boyfriend might get jealous.

Nah, he can't be jealous of me. I'm family.

Anyway, it's a three-day weekend. There will be plenty of abuse to go around. He'll get his. Mark my words.

You have better plans , right?

truly doubt it.

If males and she-males can brutalize you, Slate, what about the females?
I like smackin' people around.

Do you really want to hurt me?

*sigh*


*sad face*

LAMMY!

Wait, wait, wait: whaddya mean she-males? Since when do we have she-males lurking on the premises? All she-males will kindly identify themselves. Thank you.

A.B., by all means, smack me around. I never meant to discriminate against women. It just never occurred to me that a woman could deliver the kind of punishment a man craves.

I'm a she-male.














What does that mean, again?

A chick wit' a dick.

Apparently, Abby knows Peepers better than the rest of us. Or LL.

Rimmy, I'm no girlie expert, but I know enough to tell you this: the central character in that cartoon is not a she-male, but a dominatrix. Say it: dah-mih-NAY-tricks.

Lammy may think she's a she-male, but I'll lay you any odds she's just a garden-variety dominatrix (not that there's anything wrong with that).

To qualify as a she-male, as T A Z points out, one must have a weenie. You can ask Lammy if she has a weenie. I'd ask her myself, but I'm shy.

Since when?

What about the poor ManShe's, they always get left out of everything!

Isn't that Demi Moore?

Looks like a young Wayne Newton.

Silly Slate! Pix are for kids! That pic was in reference to you saying "It just never occurred to me that a woman could deliver the kind of punishment a man craves."

Oh, right. Yeah, right. Okay. I'm old, you see, and slow in the head.

I'm fascinated to think that this cartoon was residing on your hard-drive. How convenient.

There's a lot of hard stuff hidden in Rimmie's drive.

Google, baby. The modern retard's encyclopedia.

Kirk, that was vaguely disturbing.

Kirky, you're a genius......GEEE....NYUHSS!!!

CG is convinced that I'm a "she-male."
He's ever reminding me of the She-Male Hypothesis.
Abby's on board with CG, now that she's met me.
CG won't come meet me and find out for himself.
I am convinced he's a pussy.