He could play Barnaby Conrad III.

Ya mean "Winston" Conrad

I want Forest Whitaker to play me.
He'd have a hard time with the torch singer years.
Gloria Swanson would be a better choice for that period.
Everything else he would nail, though.

I can see that.

I'd like Hank Azaria, myself.
He's got a nice rack.

Can't think of anyone.

Glassy thinks Tom Hanks
'cuz it gives her a reason to come home.

I'm not so sure that's why. Glassy always says life is like a box of chocolates.

I'm the one filled with a sour cherry.

I'm the one with nuts.

HA!

Seriously,
Me and Glassy:

Mmmmm...petits fours...

I'm thinking Capt. Lou could play me ... well, if we lopped off a lot of his hair.

DG

You've already been on film.
You could play yourself.
I'd prove it, but the link no longer works.

True that.

Perhaps I can play Capt. Lou.

DG

Definitely.

Joan Cusack.




(She made the "Adam's Family Values" movie bearable. )

I'm thinking maybe Beck, or maybe the kid in that bee costume in that old Blind Melon video.

I'm thinking:this guy

do you like to hang around old asian dudes and have them "teach" you stuff?

No. I just had the same haircut as Daniel-san in KK1. I was gonna pick Rick Springfield but I think he was much cooler back in the day. I was going for the dorky kid turns ass-kicker angle(minus the ass-kicker part).

you should've told me that you banged elisabeth shue like kk. then i would've thought you were cool.

i've heard that akebono does a mean lambchop.

Elisabeth Shue makes me wet.

i can't open any links.

should i be offended or flattered, celty?

me too.

ever seen palmetto?

shitty movie.

but, who gives a fuck about plot.

i dunno.

here's the link
http://imdb.com/name/nm0165101/

Patricia Clarkson


stupid imdb pic not showing up anymore..hope this one works

i mean, i think she's hot, but you might not.

she's way older than you, so take that into account.

she's a great actress too.

No, never seen Palmetto. I'll rent it sometime if it has E. Shue in it.

I think I'd be played by John Travolta.

i'm thinking more along the lines of:

He's dead.

and?

You're hot for his remains, of course.

What else is new?

Not your jokes.

Simply conforming to the stale Lounge norm.

Always live down to your alleged peers, if you wish to be accepted.

Stale?!?!

This place reeks of death,
it's well beyong stale,
obviously, olfactory abilities fail with age too.

Not entirely...

I wish your owner(s) would clean your damned cat box, already!

That xit makes this place smell ALIVE!

Unassailable friggin' point, damn you!!!!

The end-products of Grey's digestion are more entertaining, witty, and yes, more readable than most of what passes here anymore.

That's faint praise.....

I pass out what I can.

Might I suggest a serious fiber intake increase?

I knew The Mayor was small, but describing it as a "fiber" is a bit of an exaggeration, I'd suspect.

He's an A Towner...

I don't think so.

I wouldn't say it's an exaggeration — more of an aggrandizement.

A "little bit" of knowledge is a..............

Oh, xit, I forget....

Anyway, it's her problem!

At least it explains his past exploits with shallow women.

You mean "taint praise"...