This was inspired by the thread that ~Y~ posted on the soundtrack of your like.

If a movie was made about your life, who would you choose to play you?

For me - hands down.....Jennifer Saunders reprising her role as Edina Monsoon in Ab Fab. That character is soooooo me, and she does closely resemble me in that role!

chris farley.

of course he'd have to contact deniro and ask for tips on how he bulked up for raging bull.

plus he'll also have to come back to life.


not really. my life is extremely boring.

I have no idea who would play me. Maybe Eric Idle in his Rutles wig but without the English accent.

Porkio would totally be played by Michael J. Fox.

The Mayor would be played by Michael Berryman.

I'd be played by RuPaul.

Onacuz to make my life story interesting enuff for a movie, they'd change it so much you'd not recognize me anyhoo.

This guy:

Skeeter would be played by Pierce Brosnan. Fluffy G would be played by Snoop Dog.

GB would be played by Tom Hanks!

Um, no. More like Jim Hanks.

Abby would be played by Sandra Bullock.

Blech!!! I hope not.

Grate.
I'm box office poison.

Why???

Just cuz she's a tax evader.....

after Lammy gets older, she would be the perfect actress to play her.

Smutty would be played by the character Ogre from revenge of the nerds.

WH@O!!!!

No xit.....

truthfully, i'd have him play me.

Tony Perkins or Jimmy Stewart......exhumed, reanimated, and bald.

not only is there a physical resemblance, i've seen her play the "take-no-shit-gal-with-a-heart-of-gold" in a couple of movies.

the last time i saw a movie with her in it, i went, "oh shit, that's Lammy!"

Oh Slate - Jimmy Stewart, definitely!!!

Dinky would be played by:

I was thinkin' Booger.

and

Actually, if Gilda Radner were still alive--
and spent six months bingeing on Krispy Kremes--
she could play me, ona'cuz she falls well.

Crosby would be played by:

Djim would be played by:

Sure, he was a handsome chick magnet in his day.


Just....one more.....thing, Bater.


I'm black

alright, fine.



picky picky!

Smooth.

I'm not really black but I had to give Bater something to run off of. I didn't think you'd take the bait CG.
I don't think I'd have Shatner play me. Maybe William Hurt, he's done some roles I've liked.

William Shitner.

I don't know if this guy can act
(I've only seen his stand-up),
but he reminds me of Cros:

oh, so now you're a black LIAR?

now you'll be played by:

Alright CG, I understand confusing races with my comments, but that 'guy' has a gender issue going on too.
I remember seeing him in Stargate and wondering if it was man or woman. Here's one for you CG, seems to fit you decently:



Oliver Platt

WOW!

Now that's a resemblance!

right, assclown, i take it you've never seen the crying game.

that guy could be considered a black liar.


and for the record, i love oliver platt. they'd just have to dunk him in chlorine bleach for a week to get him close to my pigment.

Really? I was thinking Gary Coleman or Emmanuel Lewis should play me.

You'd be played by Abe Vigoda.

and CG would definitely be played by that dude on Mythbusters.
http://dsc.discovery.com/fansites/mythbust...et/meet_02.html

No I never saw the Crying Game. I'll go rent it if you're actually recommending it. I won't rent it just to understand the black liar thing.
Oliver Platt is awesome. I'll send some bleach to his agent and see where it goes from there.

well, there is a huge resemblance. i hear that shit all the time.


plus, he's a smart fella...and you know what happens when somebody makes a movie and pretends that they're about 100 IQ points stupider..

i smell

This guy'd probably play Absomph in his youth:

This gal could play Mrs. Absomphe:

I don't get it?

I've met Mrs. Absomphe.

Richard Gere.

Gerbil.

Big words.

Richard Gere + Gerbil

But Absomph isn't Richard Gere and Mrs. Absomphe doesn't look like a rodent. And Mrs. Absomphe met him when he was already really old.

Wet sponges make happy flour.

This is the guy that would play Absomph in his "later years"

I could see that.