For those of you who swore off the HBO series "Carnaval" for killing off the absinthe sipping character Lodz at the end of last season, here's the latest absinthe reference from the season opener:

Manangement ordered Sampson and Ben to uncerimoniously dispose of the body and not tell anyone what happened. When Lodz's bearded ladyfriend demanded to know where Lodz was, Sampson replies:



I guess that's not as bad as Ben calling it "poodle piss" last season.

You should hear what they say behind yours...

Let them say what they will behind our backs. It can't be half as bad as what we say to one another outright.

Face it: we're all a bunch of frog-fuckers.

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And this is what happens to frog fuckers:

mmmm, piggy.

What's green and smells like Miss Piggy?

Um, Kermit's dick?

my gangrenous fuckhole.

"Kermit's finger" is the correct answer. Loogie's answer, "Kermit's dick", receives 4 out of 5 points.

oh i didn't know it was a quiz.

answer still stands.


wanna smell?

Uh, no. Smuttty might like a pic, though. Can you get some pissing involved?

no, i'm shy.

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