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TrainerAZ
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Dita Von Teese Credits Absinthe With Manson Debauchery
Burlesque model Dita Von Teese credits absinthe with prompting her first sexual experience with eccentric rocker Marilyn Manson.

"That would be when we first met. I had a bottle and brought it to him for our first date. That was pretty extreme because we drank the whole bottle between us."

"Straight after that, it turned into complete debauchery. One minute we were just friends and the next minute we were on the floor. It's amazing how absinthe makes you lose your inhibitions."


It really IS amazing how half a bottle of absinthe -- the equivalent of an entire bottle of bourbon -- makes you lose your inhibitions.
atomicvibe
...and brain cells, and liver functions, and bowels!
CelticGent
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atomicvibe
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CelticGent
not you.

dita.

although, i haven't seen you..


as long as you don't look like SPAZ-ASS or the mayor, i'd prolly throw you a bang as well.
TrainerAZ
If it takes her half a bottle of La Feh to do Marilyn Manson, I bet CG could have her for . . . um . . . never mind.

That'd kill her.
atomicvibe
I've got a pegleg with a kickstand, a glass eye with a fish in it, and the back of my neck looks like a pack of hot dogs.

Bring the mustard.
CelticGent
yeah, but how do your fuckholes look?
atomicvibe
They don't.

Usually my ocular orbs do that for me.
CelticGent
can i fuck those too?
atomicvibe
OK, I really did laugher.gif at that.












But then I realized...that wasn't meant to be funny.
CelticGent
just fucking answer the question, you cocktease.

fuck.
atomicvibe
No.

Go bug the Grouch. His can is always open.
CelticGent
zactly.

i needs me some fresh meat.


oscar's can is too worn.

they don't call me

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for nuthin.
Oscar
Um…no.
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