...make me write bad checks, whatever... KingCo is in my head.

http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/clipserv...1109820-6935308

Yeah, I'm old... yer point?

Um.....Grate.

Um, what's yours?

You sure know how to make an entrance, Elron...



















NOT.

Hi ElderDick. Thanks for taking the time to introduce yourself and for posting something relevant.

Fortunately, none whatsoever.

Well, had to post something eventually and since I'm still an absinthe virgin (waiting for the goods from LDF), I could at least post that I've listened to music before.

We would've been fine without that knowledge.


By the way, I breathe air.

I smell trains.

I see dead poets.

I see dead playwrights.

You’re probably responsible for a few.

Yes.

I see stupid people.

HI, RIMJOB!!

Narcissist.

Gosh!!! I haven't experienced such an unwarranted, undeserved, unneeded, unnecessary batch of abuse since my divorce!!! Thanks, all youse guys for bringing back those memories of the 'good ol' days'!!! By golly, if all you are frigid as well, I'll NEVER leave!!!



(yah, it was a lame 1st post, but I still love King Crimson)

Stop touching me.

You got off easy.

Cross forum pollination.

This thread is forum pollution.

Oh yeah, I realize that all over the place. Just as I realize that, for the next 666(+) posts, I'm still fair game. Which doesn't make me love you any less...

OK, now let it go and go to the Tippin & Typin and tell us what you bought (or Commercial Sources somewhere appropriate) so we may either congratulate you on your wise choice or mock you mercilessly.

Also, find a suitable place and introduce yourself like a gentleman.

And make sure you go here.

I think it's a helpful spot for new people.

Thank you. madame, been there, read that. (not all that closely, been awhile since Sister SpankYu monitered me as closely) But, as always, I appreciate all valid advice. (bowing in your general direction)

Gladly!!! (bowing) Much to my chagrin, I'm having difficulty locating the "Tippin & Typin" thread. Granted, this is entirely due to my degree of Inebriation and general lack of finesse (I'm so lit lit at this second in time that, every 10 minutes, I'm leaning my ass against a wall, tipping myself as far forward as possible without falling down, holding breath... ah well, you get the picture)

POINT ME TO THE THREAD... I CAN introduce meself!!!

Ignore TrainerAZ.
Introduce yourself properly in the Public Eye or the Absinthe House.

Please be sure that you have filled out your profile.

Abbie... I'd marry you if you'd just hold still long enough...

You'd be sadly disappointed,
as I'm still serving #95.

If she ever moves on to #96, you'll be horrified.

I see an annoying prick that won't go away.

FUCK OFF SPAZ-ARSE!!!

Very sound advice.

oh, and don't forget to read the thread about 'Go fuck yourself, FNG'.



Eat shit,

Fuck myself?































All your posts are belong to me!

Theeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeere's Spucky!

Theeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeere's Rimmy!

Swing and a miss.

If you're referring to your attempt at a post worth reading, then yes, it was.

I'm drinking old, well-aged beer and listening to appropriate
old, well-aged music.
Julian Cope - "World Shut Your Mouth"
psychedelic furs - "all of this and nothing"

maybe The Farm, Inspiral Carpets, or Charlatans will be next,
plus more beer.

Madchester!

Another Chester:

Hmm...

I didn't have cereal this morning.

Cereal?

I had the Ninja Cat breakfast drink,

obviously.

obviously.

obliviously.

Precious Roy sez: "I like to smell old stereos!"