I missed the brand.
Ok, makes sense now.
By the time I found it, it had been used so much that you couldn't see the brand.

It was well used?

We tried to get Trainer to use it, but to no avail.

Soap's not me. Pants, yes. It's not as bad as it sounds, or you all would have seen the pics already.

Friday was the best. Abby and I tried to play nice with the drinking, until Cros came by. Then it started and never really quit.

Grim's pug juicing has been covered to death, so I'll recount his exploit in the bar. Upset that they would not sell him twenty beers at a time, he bought them four at a time five or six or seven times in a row. Eight of us at the table, each with one or two drinks in front of us, and I remember what must have been at least fifteen full pints of Four Peaks bogjumperskirtspreader in the middle of the table. Others were inspired by his exploits and followed suit.

We were NOT kicked out of the bar, they just asked us to leave in increasingly less polite and more urgent ways. Guess who caused that one? That's the one thing you cannot pin on Grim. I don't remember walking back to the house, really, but I remember picking Vibe off the middle of the street.

Jack and Hiram, the reason we were not drinking absinthe on saturday yet was just a matter of respect. Can't start without the hostess, and we were so busy screwing with Abby's good name that it would have been a shame to stop. We were IM'ing one of her best friends, and she types "so do you guys want any pics of Abby in compromising positions?" Well, yeah! Just to be really stealthy, we set it as her wallpaper.

Emi was the best. A real bacon cooking trooper. He learned that when I yelled "Emi! Camera NOW!" I meant it. Balz in the dress? Emi. Cros in the nighty? Emi.

Vibe is cool. We gave him so much shit about how long he takes to get ready, total metro. I was proud to drink with him at my back, keeping the Sponge off my ass.

I was a total buzzkill this weekend... when Spongebob was pouring woodglue on people's faces at 0400, I was wiping it off for them. I was on sharpie confiscation duty, although that was not very successful.

Grim and Deadboy? Covered to death, really. But I'll gladly drink with them again. Grim gets drunk and goes on about high order math...

Well, I'm about done here for now. I did not skip anyone out of not liking them, just time constraints. And, of course a big thanks to Abby for mailing me my pants back.

Oh, and Kirk? I ended up with the Puck grille. I used no other that night. It is amazing... For the record, Emi got the Green Man, Andrew T got the Gertz, and Balz™ got the Jade- the only REAL Burnt™ absinthe lattice.

After Sponge, you said you were so moist that spit would be enuff.

NOW you wanna bitch, Tawana Brawley?

That's a nice touch!
It complements all of the not-at-all-nice touching
that seems to have gone on there.

I felt inspired.

jesus.

just..

jesus.




you people are fucked.


grate talking to everybody though. sorry that i am as boring in RL as on here.

skeets is the official ambassador of the lounge.

I just want you to know how much that means coming from you, CG.

grate talking to you, kid.


i bet you had no idea going into this that you were earning points torward sainthood......


jeebus.

Abby, I love your voice mail. Enjoyed talking with you.

In light of the Pug whacking and pants dropping,......... dropping the Tone takes on a "hole" new meaning.

It was lovely talking to you guys too.
I didn't get everyone I wanted to on the phone.
Mostly because I was running around taking empty cans of silly string off my bbq, letting Balz pick it out of my hair, and hiding what was left.

That hiding thing really worked, too . . .

Where are the Silly String pics?!

On my home computer.
I'll get to them this afternoon.
I don't like looking at them right now.

Oh, and by the way, if anyone happens to find my keys in their luggage, or remembers seeing them someplace odd in my house (like the freezer), please let me know, as I still haven't located them.

I think I last saw them on the coffee table in your living room, but with how it all went down, I'll check my bag.

Emi has some really nice pics to post, as well, although I think most are on Abby's home computer as well.

I did not mess with the CP, although on second thought I should have. Mod-for-an-hour was fun.

For What's his fuck:


Rupebeer Suissese:
1½ ounces (40 ml) Black Licorice Hater's Absinthe
½ ounce (15 ml) Vanilla espresso syrup
1 egg white
½ ounce (15 ml) single cream
4 ounces (120 g) shaved ice

Blend. Be chill.

Sounds a lot less disgusting than the Jade- the only REAL Burnt™ absinthe Swiss-Ass.

Still think I'd rather make a Rupebeer ice cream float, tho.

Yeah, Skeet, I'm just jealous a little that you were tweaking Abby's control panel.

I wish you were here to have used its powers for evil as well.

Go fuck yourself you ugly, humorless cunt. I'm through wasting my time with you. You are as popular here as Dr. O (see poll). That just about says it all.

Quit ripping off my so-called "boring" material, asshole. What, is your writer off today having hemorrhoid surgery? Fuckwit.