That's how I missed the
last LCLF. Sad, really.

Punch Skeets in the crotch for me!!!

(And I'm pretty sure there will be at least a demi of Verdesinthe for LF05)

make sure y'all take lots of pictures.

Give Skeets a hug for me!

Tell him I had chowdah for lunch - and it was wikkid pissah.....

Pissah clams, I've heard of those.

Nibble Skeetah's beard for GB.

And save me some VEP.

Fuck off and

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Still stuck in yer rut of repetition? CG got outta his.

Get over it, you pathetic whining pusbag. You bore me . . . and damned if THAT ain't sayin' something!

I now have Skeet, Cros, MrGrim and friend, and Vibe...the little Lounger that could.
Skeet and Cros are at the bar. I left Grim and friend to check into the hotel and head for the bar.
Vibe is washing the airplane funk off and then we're heading to the bar.

Sponge and emi may have to take cabs. It's not easy staying sober with these kids.

Remind me to tell you why MrGrim is a bastard () later...no time now.

Does it involve clown pussy?






Damned neighborhood association, schedulin' meetings when I should be in Tempe.

See you tomorrow!

Put on clean underwear.

Punch Grim in the crotch for me - twice!

I want pictures, dambit!

wow, sounds like fun. wish this noob could be there

PICTURES, CUNTS

some of us lesser folks live vicariously through you rich, reckless, stupid fuckers.

3:58am on the East coast. I just got off the phone with Skeeter, Cros, Emi and Spongebob...

Don't tell anyone, but.... I think they may have been drunk. really.


SKEETER NEEDS A NEW PHONE!!!!!!

Wakie-wakie! Bloody Mary's for everyone.

Let the posting begin.

Abby was nice enough to keep herself logged in, so because her avatar is better than mine, I'ma keep it.

Well, the bar kicked us out after 10 PM or so. Some help was provided by our dear Sponge, who said something about the servers hair being greasy, and how she should take a shower once a week whether she needed it or not.

Grim is a machine. When they would not sell him 20 beers at one time, he just kept buying 5 at a time, over and over again. I remember the whole middle of the table was just pints of draft Four Peaks bogjumperskirtspreader. There was much drinking to be had. Crosby hit the "I love you, man" stage by about 9 PM.

Vibe here, posting as a hot pair of walksticks...

More on Grim being a machine:

Little fucker can scrap. He and Cros went at it in the rocky front yard...Grim brought the big man down, put him in a wicked sleepah, and knocked him the fuck out. We achieved out first bloodshed last night!

I was the first to officially pass out, and received the appropriate Sharpie treatment.

Pics coming soon, fucks.

So who the fuck are you?


Grim drunk-called me at 1:38 in the A.M. It's a good thing I was so sound asleep I couldn't hear the phone ring.

Skeets here.

When Abby picked me up, we hit a heaven on earth style beer store, and filled up their one shopping cart with about $80 in beer, mainly AZ microbrews. Abby and I tried to go without drinking, and it lasted for almost two hours. Cros called, said he was about 30 min out, and we just hit it. Cros and I did not stop for, well, I think I finally went out about 2AM here, so about fourteen hours. Lord knows when Cros went out, he got a hotel room in what Abby calls the nasty ugly ho district.

Grim did unspeakable things to Abby's dog. No pics of that, let's just say that her dog won the "Who had the best night?" award. Vibe thinks Grim might have had the best night, and I don't wanna know.

AtomicVibe took up Dinky's east coast Metrosexual crown. He brought four pairs of shoes, and one pair flip flops. Pics of this well be taken.

Sorry Hiram, I was trying to not let the drunk dialing commence until tonight and a little earlier. I think that may have been after I passed out and no longer had control of the phone...

Balloon dogs?


Did Cros bring Abby a Clown gift?

Spongie here

No balloon dogs.
Just one happy pug thanks to Grimmy.

Hi Spongie,
How do you feel?

Ballz™ is here!

We have some pics, but without Abby here, no way to load them. Did we mention that Abby and Cros are not here? We figure they'll show.

At the gym ehh?

Skeeter knows how to make a man feel like a man!

Grim wonders what the bumpy things are on Sherman's lipstick.

Do I have a hangnail??

Damn, I’m seeing things this morning.

I hear Grimmy is a real animal lover.
More pics, please!

Grimmy wondered why he had a funny taste in his mouth this morning.

Where is Emi's other hand?

Is the guy with the red stain on his sleeve Vibe?
Is that carnage from the tussle with Cros?
Has anyone sustained a cranial injury yet?

Grim has a head injury from when he attempted to wake up Spongie. There was jumping and screaming involved. The red stain is on Spongie, a wine accident.

Too long, getting moved.

Damned neighborhood association.

I'll be there around 6ish. There better be food.

And Vibe, I'm bringing the Black Tunnel just for you . . .

Sorry about the drunken surgery on the lounge, I'm hacking and slashing it to make it work better for our poor dialup connection. This is Skeets, BTW.

Hi, Skeets!

Hey, silly — edit your preferences to show fewer posts per page.
Drunken mods are fun.

Crosby, Mexican by injection.

Glad he could take one (or two) for the team.

Ah! It's an imposter!
Shoulda knowed.
I thought maybe Abby was extraordinarily wasted,
but come to think of it, she can work that Mod CP 'til she blacks out.
Reveal yourself, interloper.

It's amazing what blowing a pug will do to your lips...

This is Satan's Pussy, BTW.

I have to give props to emi... he's been cooking bacon for like two hours now.

Abby's house was so clean when I got here...

And who the fuck are you?

Back to one Frankentopic, ye drunk, Mod-CP-fuckin'-with fucks.

Oh, this is Skeets making the mess here. Most of the posting of pics on was me. Captions provided by running commentary from the peanut gallery.