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Jim
...that you have to share.

dumbass
Absomphe
I"M not bidding until I see the face of Our Lord and Saviour in that bowl, Godfuckingdamnit!
TrainerAZ
QUOTE

Current bid:  US $47.00
   

Time left:  23 hours 10 mins
7-day listing, Ends Feb-03-05 11:36:52 PST
Start time: Jan-27-05 11:36:52 PST
History: 33 bids   (US $2.99 starting bid)
High bidder: crack.daddy ( 13)


I see PitchBlackPuppet has been over on Ebay, too.
Jim
I think that yahoo that put down $28K for the virgin mary sandwich
would probably be a good candidate for this one. 33 bids...ridiculous
Oscar
Jim, didn’t you buy the burnt “Moulin Rouge” spoon?
Grey Boy
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faustus
If you've ever lived in or near Philly near superbowl time, that sort of auction actually does not seem strange at all.

You can buy special Eagles cake pans and people bake cakes and put out flags. It's bigger than Christmas. Those people are truly insane.
Jim
QUOTE(Oscar @ Feb 2 2005, 04:32 PM)
Jim, didn’t you buy the burnt  “Moulin Rouge” spoon?

I did, and my wife loves it. It was one of her Christmas presents.
I didn't spend thousands, or even hundreds on that though...and it's not
going to turn green, start talking, and have babies in a week like that cereal.
I guess if you're a hardcore fan, you'd be willing to spend the bread on
something like that, but I'm not so I wouldn't.

Edit*
In the same respect, I wouldn't buy a used bowl of cereal that Elijah
Wood might have eaten from during filming LOTR, even though I enjoy the movies.
CelticGent
how about an abba turd?
Jim
Well I already bought the last limited edition, gold plated abba turd.
Complete with certificate of authenticity, and corn
Oscar
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CelticGent
nutty.
Rimbaud
Butty.
SpongeBalz(tm)
Slutty!
Rimbaud
Welcum, SpongeBalz™!
atomicvibe
SpongeBalz™ caught a grim vibe from Bob when he emitted skeet, skeet, skeet from his balz and shot it all the way 'cros the room.
Kirk
Oh god....
they're breeding. scared.gif
CelticGent
grate.
Absomphe
QUOTE(Rimbaud @ Feb 8 2005, 03:08 PM)
Welcum, SpongeBalz™!

Derivative bastid! fuckyou.gif
Rimbaud
WTF? Aresehole.gif
TrainerAZ
We got SpongeBalz™, now where's GrimPug™?
Absomphe
Hint...

You fook one pug...
TrainerAZ
Um, no.

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Juice.
Absomphe
Keep yer juice to yerself, wanker. fish.sml
greeneyes
QUOTE(TrainerAZ @ Feb 8 2005, 06:07 PM)
We got SpongeBalz™, now where's GrimPug™?

Quietly gestating in the soft, richly nutritive folds of the PeptoCouch.
AndrewT
I'm guessing it comes out at least 1/4 silly string.
TrainerAZ
I'm guessing it comes out 100% silly.
A.B. Normal
Fuck it.
I'm burning the pepto couch and doing the world a favor.
SpongeBalz(tm)
Burn the couch, your toothbrush and your conditioner. Hurry! There may not be a lot of time.

The Lounge already hosts too many living crimes against nature.

(someone please kill me)
atomicvibe
Much like Spongie's tighty-whities.
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