Just a little compulsion of mine...
I know you all understand.

Cracklaquer

Narnian Bloodbath

The Fourplay Five

Moronic Agnosticator

Expatriate Marshmallow

CattleGrotto

Snowgasm

The Phil Buchwald Experience

Mr. Tumnus' Left Nut

Dwarven Calamity Engine

Pathological Babushka Syndicate

Skintique

Contours of Bloating

Beards Are For Sissies
or..
Sissylicker

SuperFantasticIceCreamKaPow!!!!!!

The Horny Horticulturists

Cultivated Sputnum

Cornfed Colonic

Pissed Kitty


Angry Women with Steak Knives

Ohhh God! I just can't stop!!

Wonder Woman's Bathing Suit Area

A. C. R. Annual Consumer Report

BitchTits

Blarney Stone Bulimic

Ragnarok vs. Cthulu

The Savage Sea Cucumbers

Crucial Contortion

Lollygagging

LintKnickers

The It Burns!!

Your Parents and the Gleams

The Fumbling Lovers

The Liverspots

Try it! You'll like it!

You just can't compete with Japanese band names in English (Engrish?)

Mr. Children
Thee Michelle Gun Elephant
Sex Machineguns
Spread Beaver
Mad Capsule Markets
Kinki Kids
The Yellow Monkey
Jerusarem's Rod


And so many more that I can't think of. And just for reference, Spread Beaver is the only decent sounding band of those listed above.

The Cider Fartz™

The Carpet Hams™

The Pants™

We used to have a band here called Pelvic Meatloaf.

Real Boston band:

Big Catholic Guilt

The Strangtecular Band™

(oh, wait...)

mmmm cookin a moose over fire...

i always thought that the butthole surfers was a great name.

adolf & the piss artists, the four skins, and anal cunt are all super as well.

Ah, Anal Cunt. Who can forget their hit song "Kyle From Incantation Has a Moustache"?

Ha!


I googled "cunt" yesterday (it's just something I do), and discovered AC. Never heard of them before, but some of their song titles are mighty enticing:

Here is the tracklist from their best album "I Like It When You Die" (actually, the song titles are the best thing about this band):

1. JACK KEVORKIAN IS COOL
2. VALUJET
3. YOU'VE GOT NO FRIENDS
4. YOU KEEP A DIARY
5. YOU OWN A STORE
6. YOU GOT DATE RAPED
7. RECYCLING IS GAY
8. YOU'RE A COP
9. YOU CAN'T SHUT UP
11. WE JUST DISAGREE
12. HUNGRY HUNGRY HIPPOS
13. YOU ARE AN ITERIOR DECORATOR
14. POTTERY'S GAY
15. RICH GOYETTE IS GAY
16. BRANSCOMBE RICHMOND
17. YOU LIVE IN ALLSTON
18. YOU ARE A FOOD CRITIC
19. JUST THE TWO OF US (DUET WITH HILLARY LOGEE)
20. YOUR BAND'S IN THE CUT-OUT BIN
21. YOU'RE GAY
22. YOU LOOK ADOPTED
23. YOUR COUSIN IS GEORGE LYNCH
24. YOU HAVE GOALS
25. YOU DRIVE AN IROC
26. YOU PLAY ON A SOFTBALL TEAM
27. BECAUSE YOU'RE OLD
28. YOU SELL COLOGNE
29. BEING A COBBLER IS DUMB
30. YOU LIVE IN A HOUSEBOAT
31. RICHARD BUTLER
32. 311 SUCKS
33. YOUR KID IS DEFORMED
34. YOU ARE AN ORPHAN
35. YOU'RE OLD (FUCK YOU)
36. YOU GO TO ART SCHOOL
37. YOUR BEST FRIEND IS YOU
38. YOU'RE IN A COMA
39. WINDCHIMES ARE GAY
40. NO, WE DON'T WANT TO DO A SPLIT SEVEN INCH WITH YOUR STUPID FUCKING BAND
41. RENÉ AUBERJONOIS
42. THE INTERNET IS GAY
43. HA HA, YOUR WIFE LEFT YOU
44. HOOTIE AND THE BLOWFISH
45. YOU WENT TO SE DISHWALLA AND EVERCLEAR (YOU'RE GAY)
46. LOCKING DROP DEAD IN McDONALDS
47. TECHNOLOGY'S GAY
48. YOUR FAVORITE BAND IS SUPERTRAMP
49. I'M IN A.C.
50. YOU (FILL IN THE BLANK)
51. KYLE FROM INCANTATION HAS GOT A MUSTACHE
52. BONUS TRACK #3

Sounds gay.

From an AC info site:

the titles from 'It Just Gets Worse' are better in my opinion.

1. I Became a Counselor So I Could Tell Rape Victims They Asked for It
2. Easy E. Got A.I.D.S. From F. Mercury
3. I Like Drugs and Child Abuse
4. Laughing When Leonard Peltier Gets Raped in Prison
5. I Convinced You to Beat Your Wife on a Daily Basis
6. I Sent Concentration Camp Footage to America's Funniest Home Videos
7. Rancid Sucks (And the Clash Sucked Too)
8. I Paid J. Howell to Rape You
9. I Pushed Your Wife in Front of the Subway
10. Extreme Noise Terror Are Afraid of Us
11. You Rollerblading Faggot
12. I Sent a Thank You Card to the Guy Who Raped You
13. I Lit Your Baby on Fire
14. Body by Auschwitz
15. I Intentionally Ran over Your Dog
16. Sweatshops Are Cool
17. Women: Nature's Punching Bag
18. I Snuck a Retard into a Sperm Bank
19. Your Kid Commited Suicide Because You Suck
20. I Ate Your Horse
21. Hitler Was a Sensitive Man
22. You Robbed a Sperm Bank Because You're a Cum Guzzling Fag
23. I Made Your Kid Get A.I.D.S. So You Could Watch It Die
24. I Fucked Your Wife
25. Into the Oven
26. I Gave Nambla Pictures of Your Kid
27. Only Reason Men Talk to You Is Because They Want to Get Laid, You Stupi
28. I Made Fun of You Because Your Kid Just Died
29. Domestic Violence Is Really, Really, Really Funny
30. Dictators Are Cool
31. Deadbeat Dads Are Cool
32. I'm Really Excited About the Upcoming David Buskin Concert
33. Being Ignorant Is Awesome
34. You're Pregnant, So I Kicked You in the Stomach
35. Chris Barnes Is a Pussy
36. Tim Is Gay
37. B. T/A.C
38. I Sold Your Dog to a Chinese Restaurant
39. I Got an Office Job for the Sole Purpose of Sexually Harassing Women


and yes, the band sucks. the song titles are genius, though.

You're right. That album has more hits.

Their logo makes me hungry.

Damned dyslexics.

You misspelled "shit" again.

this from the man who drools over queensryche.

meaning:you have shitty taste like lars, so your opinion means zilch.

This coming from the man who drools over Krispy Kreme.

um, no.

i've never had one.


although, if they were giving awards out for being wrong, you'd be a big winner.

Hey! There's nothing wrong with the double-K!

other than the fact that if i ate them i'd become fat.

oh..

wait...

there's nothing wrong with them.

Ohh yeah... It's contagious!

The Downs Syndicate
Gastrointelligence
Fecal Harvest
Throbbing Cupola
Licktacular
The Bumpin' Uglies
Her Corduroy Pleasure (stolen)
Hirsute Albino
Coccus Ex Publius
Corn
Moisture in the Lap
The Castrated Squirrels
My Lover's Name is Fred
Camel TONE
Juiceifer
Pollywog Catastrophe
SuperFuck
Ever Brave and Brawny
Phallic Exaggerator
That Was Absolutely The Worst Blow Job Ever

so which one of you is this?

Spread Beaver - Showing the Vaginal Area I made a copy of this t-shirt for a friend several years ago.


Band names:
Bitter Jizz
Spunk Monkeys
Turd Burglars
Sister-Fister
TheRapists
The Whiny Goth Boiz
The Darkling Prince Zydeco Vampires

Favorite real name:
The Yeastie Girls

The one who makes me do those terrible, horrible, nasty things??
I don't know, maybe the medication isn't working anymore?

i know you're really proud cuz you think you're well-hug.

PUBIC MULLET!!!!!

So you've met the Mayor?

Dead Thread

if i had a folk band i would name it
Pre Minstrel Syndrome

Now that is awesome.

I got a new set of strings for my geetar
and they sounded so nice
I decided to start a band:
Nouveau Strings.

The Ten Foot Tumors

The Vibromaniacs

Burn Unit Pinkbelly

Michael Jackson's Sloppy Silk

Nouveau Navajo

Le Pouef

Rectal Absorbance

Logarithmic Irregularity

Metamucilate™

Hot Clam Chowder

Mangina Pectoris

My Truck Stop Willy

Mophopper

Nylon Cobstopper

The Bus Stop Maniacs

Crosstown Delusional

Don't Make Me Stop This Bus!!

Cause I Will!!!

This Is All Being Recorded!!

No Refund!!!

I Don't Care If We Are in Five Points!!!

Crazy Fucker....

It Takes All Kinds.

AnalTown

More Crispy Goodness

Transvestite Proposition

Your Band Sucks!

Mucal Formosa

Personica

Styx
Meatloaf
Twisted Sister
Kansas

What were we talking about, again?

Terrible bands, so your post is on-topic.

Monte Rock III ... Disco-Techs and the Sexolettes...nominee for WORST band of all time.

How about this band's name?

That's Disco-Tex and HIS Sex-O-Lettes, djipxit!

that's a good band, fabrik.

Of COURSE you'd know the correct spelling of that travesty of a band.

What a surprise, not.

'sides, they're not a band that never was. They're a band that never should have been.

Wrong thread.

I like that band. Bring that record to LCLF.

I only have the upper one. Somewhere. Unless it was in the "sell/donate" pile, in which case I don't.

Now I'll hafta look.

I THOUGHT I was attending...