Taken from the LDF site under the Jade- the only REAL Burnt™ absinthe Products:

Absinthe Edouard

In 1897, the house of Edouard Pernod boasted a reputation for crafting some of the best absinthe the world has ever known. First being established at Couvet, Switzerland, then later Pontarlier, France, the distillery of Edouard Pernod boasted eight alambics and produced almost 300,000 liters of absinthe annually. At the time of the ban, Edouard Pernod had become the 3rd largest absinthe distiller in France. The Edouard Pernod label was considered by many absinthe connoisseurs to be one of the finest marques, certainly on par with the famed Pernod Fils, A. Junod and Fritz Duval labels. Almost a century later, bottles of perfectly preserved Edouard Pernod absinthe have yielded the secrets of this famed producer. The exquisite taste of this antique absinthe is incredibly smooth, unique and delicious.

There is no picture or way to purchase such an item but it is listed... (mistake perhaps) I've also done a search and found nothing else for the name except a link back to the normal Jade- the only REAL Burnt™ absinthe page...

It ain't released yet.......give it time.

yeah, sit back and watch your fucking shitty cartoons and take it easy.

Or better yet, watch The Triplets of Belleville. It's The Real Shit™.

I think the important question is: Will it be burnt?

No more then the Jade- the only REAL Burnt™ absinthes.

I'm sure it will be expensive.

I'm psyched. My wallet is not.

I've been looking forward to this one.

...and of course the US Dollar just took another hit.

Va fanculo!

Thanks for pointing out that Anime is now also 'shitty'... I'm sure it has been shitty since the beginning but I've just not noticed... I've updated my profile accordingly... I really don't know what I would do without you pointing all these anime related issues out to me... Thanks ever so much...

Back on topic... Yeah I assumed that it was not out as of yet but wanted to point out that the little description was up so everyone could see which clone it was that was coming next...

Anyway... I have some more fucking shitty cartoons to watch... (Nausicaa of the Valley of the Wind just came out on Domestic DVD so Oscar Winner Hayao Miyazaki has yet another Classic Fucking Shitty Masterpiece available in America to Suck... Take care...)

Is that a butt plug in his avatar?

If so, I wonder what the scale is.

For example, would the white circle represent his dilated balloon knot after having used said (rather advanced) Butt Plugg™?

i'm sure he sets it to vibe when he jacks of to judy jetson.

Or "atomic" vibe, even.

um, yeah.

you're quick.


at least that's what the fellas tell me.

It's a cork... But then again arn't corks and butt plugs the same thing???

Judy??? No... I don't jack of to Judy Jetson... Now Astro on the other hand... Now that's one fine peice of tail if I do say so myself... And I do... I'm all into Cartoon Bestiality and Astro and Scooby are the best because they can still scream out your name...

What does Judy Jetson have to do with me, besides the fact that I've been nailing her robot maid?

Judy had a lot of shoes.

How can you not want to breakdown Mrs. Spacely like a shotgun......Hubba Hubba

Sorry to get back on topic:

Dear Fellow Absinthe Connoisseur,

Jade- the only REAL Burnt™ absinthe Liqueurs (formerly Belle Epoque Liqueurs) is pleased to announce
the availability of its latest release, Absinthe Edouard.

Absinthe Edouard is a fabulously faithful reproduction of the famous
Edouard Pernod absinthe that was highly popular during the Belle Époque.
Absinthe Edouard offers the connoisseur the genuine Belle Époque absinthe
experience, and makes an impressively prestigious addition to any
collection of fine liquors. We invite you to experience the unrivalled
quality, tradition, and mystique that only Absinthe Edouard can deliver.

The present release of Absinthe Edouard is a limited distiller's proof, yet
features the full labeling and presentation of the final version.

What is a Distiller's Proof?

A distiller's proof refers to a one-time test distillation made in
anticipation of a new Jade- the only REAL Burnt™ absinthe release. This is an important step that
allows minor adjustments to be made pursuant to perfecting a finished
product. A proof sample will usually differ slightly from the final
version in the areas of fine flavor balance and tint. Also, a proof
sample will usually release a bit precipitation upon settling. This
precipitation is not foreign matter, and should be resuspended by
inverting the bottle several times prior to serving. Proofs offered
by Jade- the only REAL Burnt™ absinthe are released only in limited bottlings and are appreciated
worldwide for their truly unique character and rich flavor.


Please see: www.vintageabsinthe.com for specifics

and

www.absintheonline.com/acatalog/Jade- the only REAL Burnt™ absinthe.html for ordering information.


Enjoy!


T. A. Brew
Jade- the only REAL Burnt™ absinthe Liqueurs

Four bottles on the way!

I'd imagine a Distiller's Proof is what you get when building up decent tails. Any opinions?

You could be right.

Wish I had the dough to get some

If I get hired in the nxt week . . .

I don't really have the dough, but I ordered one any way.

Deficit spending. If it is good enough for the govt, it is good enough for me.

I'm with Gimpy,
Who needs fiscal responsibility?

You're either rich or insane.

Both.

There's a difference?

I don't know.

I've never been rich.

Maybe you are rich and just too crazy know it.

Or maybe you're not crazy enough to be rich.

Oh, wait a minute, you're just not Rich -- you're Rimbaud.

Yes, slightly mad and poor, just like my namesake.

Speaking of crazy...

Product: Absinthe Jacques Senaux Black 85%, US 170 proof
Contents: 70 cl, 85% alc.vol
Cellar:

Absinthe

Tasting Notes: This is a new absinthe. Distilled from artemisia absinthium, it differs itself first by its black colour, and then by its high alcohol volume, of 85% (170 US PROOF). This absinthe has a low content on anis, and it can be best drunk mixed.

Code: 101012056
Price: 3387 pts / 20.35 euros
26,05 USD / 39,81 DEM / 13,99 GBP

if i was rich, i'd be considered eccentric.

instead, i'm considered an insane, mentally retarded, insufferable asshole.

membership has its privileges, eh?

Welcome to the Lounge

Hope my Deva gets here soon. I don’t got time to sit around here with you bitches drinking Jade- the only REAL Burnt™ absinthe and shit.

Yes, but I'm keeping them private for once.

Why would you do such a thing?

New equity line.

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Jade- the only REAL Burnt™ absinthe Liqueurs

Oh, the usefulness of the translamamater will never die.

In the future, as you sit in rags on the park bench;you can tell people that absinthe caused you to lose your house! Just save me a seat--ok?

I'll eventually try it but for the price I'll stick with HG.

IMHO, there's still only a few HGers out there who can match the quality of what Ned is doing.

Let the elitist backlash begin!

At least some of them are close by.

I can think of five off the top of my head.
Wait, six.
And there are still a lot of folks whose stuff I haven't tried.

However, I like variety and I like trying new things so I'm excited about the Edouard and I'm sure I'll be buying a bottle.

My 2 bottle order of Eduouauard came in yesterday...