1. Okay, okay! I take it back. Unfuck you.
2. You say I'm a bitch like it's a bad thing.
3. Well this day was a total waste of make-up.
4. I started out with nothing and I still have most of it left.
5. Why don't you try practicing random acts of intelligence and
senseless acts of self-control?
6. I'm not crazy. I've been in a very bad mood for 30 years.
7. Sarcasm is just one more service I offer.
8. Do they ever shut up on your planet?
9. I'm not your type. I'm not inflatable.
10. Stress is when you wake up screaming and you realize you haven't gone
to sleep yet!
11. Don't worry. I forgot your name too.
12. I work 45 hours a week to be this poor.
13. Not all men are annoying. Some are dead.
14. Wait...I'm trying to imagine you with a personality.
15. Chaos, panic and disorder. -- my work here is done.
16. You look like shit. Is that the style now?
17. Earth is full. Go home.
18. Aw, did I step on your poor little itty bitty ego?
19. A hard-on doesn't count as personal growth.
20. Look in my eyes... Do you see one ounce of gives-a-shit?

21. He'd better be dying when I get there.

22. No, you may not have a Valium, but the rubber room is available.


BTW, where'd you get that pic of me and my little demon?

Please introduce yourself, dear. The best way to do it is to start a new topic, so everyone will see it. That way we have an idea who we're talking to. Thanks.

Who the fuck is Moani?

i heard she gave chachi a rimjob.

Sorry, so rude of me to just barge in. I thought I was posting at LFV.

Please fix your avatar and don't forget to read the FAQs!

thought we were LFV?

you must be as blind as asswhomp and/or as stupid as SPAZ-ASS.

And probably as desperate for companionship as CG.

um, no.

i'm a loner, Dottie, a rebel.

Is there something you'd like to share with the rest of us, Amazing Larry?!?!?!?

tell em large marge sent ya
muhahahahahahahahaha

I had this dream and there was a snake wearing a vest...

It's like you're unraveling a big cable-knit sweater that someone keeps knitting and knitting and knitting and knitting and knitting and knitting...

FRANCIS!

i say we tattoo him

Is the newbie roast done now?

No. You're not brown enough yet.

as lars how long it lasts.

Is that a racial slur?

Besides, if I get any browner, I'd be burnt.

No. It's a spacial blur.

NOW BACK IN THE OVEN!!!

ACK!

Okay.

HA!

tee hee

Was your turtle tickled?

I say this every fuckin day.........

That's only cuz you married GeyBoy.

As a stressed working woman, I pretty much just yell
FUCK!
all day.

Not yet, you have to show your rack to Sponge Bob.

I was wondering when I was gonna be asked to show boobage

Kvait Froidian, vor ei non-practising heterosexual...

I give her all her makeup money,
that's why I can't afford a watch.

Six,

'zactly!

Keep workin' on that assistant, and don't settle. And make your "interviews" very thorough.

I predict I'm getting sued before the week is over.

Okay,... we're waiting...............

That works for men too.

Watch out! I've been known to squirt.

Wondering where I put my old welding goggles...

Not yet. How 'bout a nudie shot?

I've got didydium glasses!

That's what Heidi Fleiss used to say.

oh lord no...

please don't encourage him.

i like the laughing girl with the ballsy raccoon

editing a post is so ungodly.

see, i did it again.

god sometimes makes mistakes.

take man, for instance.

ok, which one.

and where?