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AnimePimp
Just wondering what everyone does and if there are benefits to one way or the other. Odd Topic yes but I am bored and very curious... ^_^; (And was thinking about getting a vacuum device...)
Rimbaud
T-cock.
Off. Jack Batemaster
I just leave the bottle open and throw the cork away. The airspace of a whole room makes it age faster.
jaded prol
Makes the room smell good too.
Off. Jack Batemaster
I used that technique with a bottle of Vintage Pernod Fils, it aged out nicely within a year of removing the cork.
Glassolalia
I voted "decorative bottle toppers" cuz I make them.

(that was NOT a shill)
Oscar
Ohhh, so us you’re toppers.
Glassolalia
Maybe this w/e I could round one up.

I'm working on multiple projects right now.

One is a bracelet that I will definitely post pix of.

Oh, and a ring too!
atomicvibe
So who's the other bent fucker who voted for human flesh?
Absinthe_1900
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atomicvibe
Yeah, who would've thought that CeeGee's wenis would be good for anything?
Off. Jack Batemaster
It isn't - it still isn't big enough to plug up the hole.
Absinthe_1900
QUOTE(Off. Jack Batemaster @ Mar 10 2005, 11:31 AM)
I used that technique with a bottle of Vintage Pernod Fils, it aged out nicely within a year of removing the cork.

Makes a grate room freshener
louchefabrik
Uh, does that come in the plug-in version with a nightlight?
CelticGent
QUOTE(Off. Jack Batemaster @ Mar 10 2005, 03:20 PM)
It isn't - it still isn't big enough to plug up the hole.

fuck you. i have huge balls that i force in the hole in as well.
Rimbaud
Ben-Wa?
CelticGent
hung way low.
Absomphe
There must be a sleazy dead doctor you can go cough for.
greeneyes
I'll probably be all three in four years.
SpongeBalz(tm)
I use a turnip.
atomicvibe
I uthe my hairlip.
Satyr
VdF comes with a quality T-cork. smoke_black.gif
Oscar
Re-cork the bottle?
A.B. Normal
Some of us can't consume an entire 750 in one night.
By "some of us," I don't mean me.
I'm just sayin'.
Crosby
It usually takes me two nights.
Porkio
QUOTE(Off. Jack Batemaster @ Mar 10 2005, 12:31 PM)
I used that technique with a bottle of Vintage Pernod Fils, it aged out nicely within a year of removing the cork.

I just poured mine through a Brita filter. It aged it in 5 minutes.
Absomphe
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AnimePimp
user posted image
JAMBO!!!
Speaking of booze filters...
Off. Jack Batemaster
Who the fuck is RAMBLOW!!! ?
JAMBO!!!
Jack, I love you! Don't ever change!

That keeps on getting funnier every fucking time I read it!
perruche_verte
Those vacuum devices will make your cork larger, but the effect is only temporary.
Rimbaud
HA!
JAMBO!!!
Even a temporary enlargment and engorgement is better than none at all.

I am sending these emails right now to all my friends about permanent natural ways to get a bigger cork in just 30 days using my patented system™.

"GET A BIG G E R cØRk N O W!!!"

Sometimes you either have to enlarge your cork or get a tighter neck to put it in...
Rimbaud
A nice deep neck...
TrainerAZ
Keep your cork away from my Montmartre bottle.
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