ALLISON IS A FUCKING BITCH-WHORE WHO LIKES FUCKING WITH YOUR HEAD
being an analysis of Identity

I was watching Crumb-butt
in a remote hotel
near the Florida State Fair
Intersection with I-4

Somebody help me!
(not to worry, I got gun)

The miniature lights behind him
time for a dance
Lights ahead too
a ballroom?
What the Hell!
It’s the fucking motel!

Try the radio again!
What you got in the fridge?
Is her head lopped off?
She was...
Truly one of the damned
the doomed
as she came into my arms
I said ....

What do I know?
Why ask me?
Radio working?
Who is in charge?
Everyone has left town
Drove to the levee
and drown

Insanity was “refused” by the court
Banquet pot pie
Judge was just an auto salesman
gave him a room
such a con man
I was just a
Carolina gravedigger

Then I lopped off her head
misogynist that I am
(but you know I’m not)
just a Mad magazine fan
Or Tales From The Crypt
That’s why I’m bent
that’s my defense
comics made me do it

check in the guests
keep Larry in the fridge
The whore has a point
It’s the fucking buried Indians again

time for another drink
another joint
what’s out there
i’m gonna shoot it
and anything in here
i’m gonna shoot it

Polk City
where I was born
nine acres, 1200 trees
Ed?
She’s dead
Just a nine year old Hindu boy

George was an accident
Somebody untie me
Wait!
Nobody’s dead after all
Just never lived
Go Home
Grow Oranges

Paris Nevada?
Ed Dakota?
Going up the stairs
Met a man who wasn’t there...
Where is my face.....
A child’s personality may fracture
I wish –
multiple personalities
So much better than one

Timmy you motherfucker!
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Shut the fuck up, Boner.

Who the fuck is this guy and who cares about this xit.

Some insignificant dumass who used to post at the old Lounge a long time ago.

Too many words.

And he misspelled "Loser."

Just another Kirk wannabe, but never will.

Yes. It's actually spelled "the epitome of why the Mayor left and this place is boring"

Hay.

Where'd all the ladies go?

The line in here is always too long.
We've learned to pee standing up.

Oh holy hell.

I'm just trying to show y'all a funny picture!

that is one mad fucking big picture, man.

I'ma work on it....

Jeebus! Those pictures are huge...but I gotta say, looking good Lammy, looking good. Hope things are going well over in the India. Looks like they are.

(Posted before Lammy took down the pictures. They were really good pictures. She was showing her boobies. )

'sup, Chops?

Wow, that was life-size!
You want me to shrink it for ya, darlin'?
Prolly easier for me to do.
We wouldn't want you losing your connection and disappearing.

Lamby, can you fly to NYC and give me a hug?

rimmy, can you fly to upstate NY and give me a piece of your sweet, sweet ass™?

CG, can you fly to AZ and let me play with yer Lucky Charms™?

I dare any one of you fools to fly to Madras. And if you make it here, don't expect for me to answer or return your calls.


OK. The original caption, which made sense at the time, was:


"The professor, catching me leaving the men's at the Belmont Stakes."

Moderator, oh moderator, shrink it at your will. I have tried, but I am not bright...

only if you let me stomp your grapenuts.

um, that was for the epitome of why the Mayor left and this place is boring.

I thought that was an odd response to Lammie's post.

I thought that it was very apt.

And sexy.

Well, CG is an odd one.


And a tease.

tell the professor that i said hi.

Will do.

and make sure you pass that along.

hopefully it works in injun territory.

I said:

Will.

Do.

and how am i to know if the the audio worked for you, bastage?


jeebus, some people sure are jerks.

Lammie turns up in the most interesting places.

i don't find india that interesting, actually.

I find India Allen pretty interesting, actually.

DG

Show your tits!


And your boobs too!


But, if you got pictures of blue-chested tits, or English tits, or white-crested tits, post those first!

English tits (with a very hot lady attached):

Blue-chested tits:

White-crested tits? (I know, it's a stretch):