I'm outta here. This place ain't what it used to be (duh!). Yes, there are still a lot of good folks here, but it doesn't offset the serious lack of TONE and high bullshit quotient that has set in as of late (well, actually quite a while ago). I'd rather read a book than waste my time here any longer. All those who wish to contact me can do so via email, as I will not be reading or answering PMs. I doubt I'll be attending LF05 either, especially if a certain spastic asshole will be there. So long, buh-bye, au revoir, nice knowing (most of) you, etc.

-Rimbaud

rimmy, if you go, then the terrorists have won.

BULLSHIT!
Rimmy, I am glad for anyone to get a real life, but.
I keep thinking if all the cool people quit breeding (I mean posting)
then it will be only us sorry losers left.
Besides I was just starting to think that the internet is really not an illusion after all.
SPAZ-ASS: I'ma have to put a cap in your ass or what ever the gangsters do these days.

I would just like to state for the record that in the past three days, I have worked 24 hours, read a 535 page book, slept 21 hours, spent an evening out at the pub, shopped for groceries, done my laundry, showered at least once and still managed to post in here.

Damnit Rimmy, say it ain't so!

Especially the part about not going to LF05.
There will be plenty of people there to keep away from the one you want to avoid.

Aw, xit.

No xit.

Damn. Just damn.

Don't go, Rimbo!

Rimmy show up at Louche Fest wearing this.

Now there's an idea to die for!

Maybe Jack can put that on the cafepress site.

Pathetic pussy can dish it out but can't take it, then pulls this "poor me, I'm taking my ball and going home and it's all HIS fault" bullshit. Almost enough to make me feel sorry for him.

Almost.

Guess I didn't realize I was supposed to kowtow to a pussy-whipped jackass with the personality of a wet dishrag. Meeting him once was enough for me, for damned sure.

He's OK with me.

yeah, rimmy's good people.

i think it's shitty that he's leaving, but i understand.

Yup, Rimmy's a good egg.
He'll be missed.

only the good die young.

the shitty stay around and collect flies.

Pay attention, Epitome.
Rimmy helped build this city.
It whelped on his intellectual sweet, sweet teat.
You just squat here and throw fish at the locals.
How is it that you love this place so much
when you can't stand any of the people here?
It didn't just rise the fuck out of Zeus' head, fully formed,
and start xitting out information, love, bad porn
and -- most importantly -- community.
This is a community.
Find a place in it or leave it the fuck alone.

Live and learn.

And Rimmy, don't do it, bro.

Yes. When it comes to go, no.

Figure it this way. The Mayor and Rimmy (both mainstays and founders of this community) have split and attribut it to you. As they say to horses -- "that's two" (click).

I recently had a dream that Rimbo and I were drinking Absinthe out at What's his fuck's house in Tucson. We were discussing where to go for breakfast. It was 91F in his house because he wouldn't turn on the air conditioning and his freezer was dripping water which was making the room very humid. What's his fuck had a room mate who was a college pep squad chick. She was in the room with some other pep squad chicks and they were all wearing chearleader-like outfits. For some reason, when you looked outside of the window it appeared Tucson was in the middle of a jungle rather than the dessert. I don't remember any more of this dream and I'm still not sure if it means anything.

I'm not stopping with the mixed metaphors until Rimmy's back.
I'll be as reletless as a hound (and doubtless in many other ways meriting comparison to the female canine).

oooh yeah, I like tough bitches! (pant pant).


Could be dump time for someone though,

Never had a rimjob I didn't like.

Sad to see you go. Rimmy. Although I never got to meet you in the real world, it was nice having you around.

Please stop in once in awhile, and thanks for giving my avatar a glass of absinthe.

DG

C'mon rimmy, don't go. We need you to keep dumbasses (myself included) in check. I haven't even gotten to post that absinthe article yet, which you might want to check out. Just ignore whatever is pissing you off

Here I was just getting to know the guy, and I was looking forward to meeting up with him at LF05.
Ah well...go find your RW, little buckeroo.

Later, homie. (I just poured 1/2 of my OE out for him)

He prefers Cisco.

In that case, I would have no problem emptying the entire bottle.

You've got FOUR!

i cannot comment about you leaving, rimmy, because i know i will say something about someone i'll regret.

Don't worry about what they will regret. "They" are a bunch of pussies. Whoops. I got caught.

What the fuck has happened to you freaks? You used to be rock-hard. Now you're a bunch of little wiley fucknuggets.

Sofuckingbeit. Go, you little California freakfuck. Go. You people make me sick.

I'm guessing you mean legs.
I've only two of each thing people usually have two of.

I often say things about people I regret and seldom regret having said them.

I often have regrets about egrets.

DG

Do you have a heron problem?

Maybe he did something really fowl.

Take care Rimmy. And remember to swipe some flowers once in a while. DOn't forget to drop by occasionally.

Here's to mud in yer eye.

He goes off with his hand in his torn coat pockets!
-Ma Boheme(modified), A.Rimbaud

No, but I am hard of herring.

DG

Good, but there is an even beter one than that.


"Once is an accident.
Twice is coincidence.
Three times... is just plain UN-FUCKING-FORGIVABLE.'

Oh, and egrets piss me off.

Shoulda put it in the cinema of the mind category.

Fuck off Rimmy for leaving that is. Don't fucking leave you fuck. I know you won't. You can't. I can't. You can't. What the fuck is happening. If everyone goes then I will be the only one left here. I don't think anybody is going anywhere.
O.k. that's it. I'm leaving. No just kidding. O.k. that's it. I'm really leaving now. No, just kidding. O.k. I'm really leaving this time. Or am I.

He won't.

He'll lurk, or make a puppet. Or just keep posting.

CG has said he was quitting a dozen times.

Hell is to dream that that you are posting in the Lounge, and when you wake up you find that you were only someone else's puppet.

one of these days, alice.

Then you'll be pleased as pie to know that he'll be attending LF05 after all.

In the meantime, have a seat on this, cuntwipe:

Yeah, Boy!