I am pleased to announce that I have just concocted what is possibly the most vile beverage known to man! Here's my recipe:

• One part Mata Hari
• Two parts Ny-Quil

Ladies and gentlemen, I give you the Ny-Opener! It's based on a friend's recipe for Ny-Quil juleps (just substitute bourbon for Mata Hari, et voila!). What's even better — it's open-source. That's right! Feel free to use my recipe and improve upon it for the betterment and enjoyment of all!

It ain't good, but I'm hoping the viruses will get disgusted and pack up.

Is that Nyquil Pm or daytime?

Now that is nasty .... however, I have the perfect compliment to that beverage.

Tunasinthe sandwich.

1 can tuna (drained)
3 tablespoons mayo
1 onion (diced)
1 tspoon relish
2 oz absinthe
1 diced egg

Mix everything together in a metal bowl, then light it on fire. Once the fire dies out, spread it on white bread.

DG

Awesome! Now I'm hungry.

I'm sampling the PM now. I'm sure either would work, but I'd be hesitant to try the Ny-Quil rouge.

Oh shite on a stick! That sounds VILE!

Uhh, yuck...

Peeps, I think if the cure is worse than the ailment...

Nighttime, of course.

Ya know, I was sick all last week, so i downed a LOT of Nyquil. One taste of it and I realized what I should have already figured; it tastes a lot like (bad) absinthe.

So, in my sick, delirious, codeine and nyquil-induced state, I thought 'what the hell?'

2oz UE Sapin
2oz Nyquil Nighttime relief.
1oz whiskey
honey instead of sugar


I woke up 14 hours later. Felt a lot better too, except the wicked headache.

Personally, I think this is a fine use for Mata Hari, and actually improved it. Sounds like a waste of Sappy, though. I guess it's all about personal taste.

Starve a fever, disgust a cold.

Oh dear god. I hope I do not become ill any time soon, as I may be tempted to try that.

greeneyes, LMAO!

Though I'd argue the point that Mata Hari sans Nyquil is the most
vile drink known.

Eeeeeww...

Must be good for curing a hiccup, though, now that I've grown out of my visceral dislike for a sugar cube with lime juice or vinegar.

I assume I can substitute Staroplzenecky for the Mata-Hari?

I'll bet that you could! Great idea! Be sure to let me know how that works out for you, sixers.

The 2ndaries from my Ny-Opener recipe consisted of a deathlike sleep. Perhaps they would be improved by using a different brand, the non-drowsy type medicine, or even steeping some echinacea and goldenseal in the swill overnight. Yum!

"Deathlike Sleep"

Yeah, that's about right. I didn't wake up once during that time, and my gf thought I may have 'expired' more then once. Good old her, she didn't think to wake me up to see if I was still alive, bless her heart.

Death like sleep is all I want, when I'm sick that is.

An even more vile concoction would be to mix 1 shot Hills, 1 shot nyquill nighttime, 1 shot Yukon Jack. Damn, that would really be nasty! I certainly don't care for Hills but given a choice or, if forced to choose I would choose Hills over Yukon Jack.
Yukon Jack is the vilest shite known to man in my opinion.

Really? I liked it, sipping style. Maybe I need absinthe bonque.

I have always been low class though.

Before I was really into booze I mistakenly bought a half gallon of it thinking that it was whiskey. Man it took me forever to finally get rid of that nastyness.