Wishing the best on your eleventh birthday! Jesus and baby jesus, we all know this is your 40th birthday, and that you are old as sin, so fess-up. Grow old gracefully! I'm up on your shenanigans!

No matter what, hope that on your birthday the kilt that gets lifted is your own!

Happy-Happy Fat Chappy!

Yee hah!
Grown up yet?

Happy b-day!

You might grow older, but don't ever grow up. It's overrated anyway.

Happy Happy, CG!

An from the Land of Bogs toast for your special day:

May your glass be ever full.
May the roof over your head be always strong.
And may you be in heaven
half an hour before the devil knows you're dead.

Happy Birthday CG!
I'd like to smash you in the face with my shillelagh.
But I'll hoist a glass instead.

thanks, all.

i had an early bidet present sent to me, a certain diseased verte, which i'm sipping right now.


here's my girthday toast to youse all:




here's to you

here's to me

the best of friends we'll always be

but if by chance we disagree


Fuck You - and here's to me.

Merry Bidet!!!

Couldn't you wait a day?


I'd have made Colcannon in your honor.

D.V. ? That's too close to V.D. for me.

Happy birthday, you great, ursine scoundrel!

HAPPY BIRTHDAY/DAY BEFORE ST. PATTY'S DAY, YOU BIG LUG!

From one drunken Irishman to another.

You missed your patron saint's barfday by one lousy day...

LOSER!!!

A tastin' o' the green in your honor! Have a good one.

Breithlá sona duit, CG!!

No wait! Here's a good one:

This Irishman walks out of a bar.

Happy Happy CG!!!

And a great St. Patty's to you too!

and

Happy Birthday C to the mutha f'n G...

And again, Happy St. Patty's Day!!!

Happy St. Paddy's CG!
This is why yer celebratin'.

Happy Boiled Food day!




The only reason the from the Land of Bogs celebrate, is that Scottish food is actually worse.

And another Happy Birthday to you ya big lug.

Get pissed ya bastard.

Boiled food and getting pissed are fine and dandy, but you people are forgetting the bar fight.

Amateurs.

You forgot the green beer spewing competition.

Happy Emergence from the Birth Canal, xitstain.
And a slappy St. Fatty's day to ya!

Damn, I can't believe I missed the CG's birthday. I was down south in Savannah, GA celebrating and forgot to check the board for the updates. Sorry 'bout that buddy. Have a happy bday and if you did it right you're still shite faced drunk today.

Heeeey, Bogger.

Hope it was a good one.

What a fortuitous birthday for an Irishman, so close to THE from the Land of Bogs day! Do you have any mysterious birthmarks that add up to you being some kind of miracle baby in your home country, perhaps? Regardless, good-natured congrats to you, youngster!

Did I really miss this?
Why for you no say something in Real Life?
Dude, you suck.





OK. I suck. But you know what I mean.....

wha happen?

is it really march 21st?

Were you out with Shane again?!?!

the fifth has been plead.

and emptied.

Good boys.

Still got teef in yer pie-hole?

nope, i gave them back.

Dude. You and my mom are, like, TWINS!

*shudder*

Actually, I wish that you were my mommy.

I might have stood a fighting chance.....

Sorry I missed your Bday too, CG, so happy belated Birthday man!
But ya fook one goat...

lammy - twins by birthdate & not appearance, i hope for her sake?

thanks, pork!

While you are her junior, you are far more charming, intelligent, handsome, from the Land of Bogs, and male.

Though not by much.

the poor, poor woman.


she's probably got a bigger cock, too, not being as from the Land of Bogs.