Allow me to be the first.

DG

And allow me to be the second...



Happy happy, Festus!

Hey! Hey!
You look older in your pictures.
Happy Happy little darling.

Happy Birthday ya bomb shit!!!

happy happy, festus!

Thanks all!

Boy, I'm a quarter century old now.
I can't believe it. I always figured I'd be dead by now.
Oh well, the good news is I saved a bunch of money on my car insurance.
By getting older.

Oh well, that means more money for

I woulda figured you for forty.
So mature for a young one.

Festivus for the rest of us! Happy bday.

But first, the feats of strength!

First you have to air your grievances.

Oh wait - I've been doing that for almost a half century.

Merry Bidet, Festus!!!!!!!

Happy Sloshday, lil' lady!
Get bent!

Happy Berfday to the Festus with the Mostest.

Have a wonderful birthday.

And all that.

Can I watch???

Well, you'll be filming it, so I'd guess so.

Allow me to be the latest.
Happy b'day, Festus!

Shorter of breath, and one day closer to death!