"Just knowing that there was a human remain in my mouth ... it is disgusting. It is tearing me apart inside," Ayala told ABC's "Good Morning America" on March 28.

Yesterday at a McDonald's near here , they served burgers in a bag, covered with blood inside; on the napkins, the wrapper and the bag.
The manager had just cut his hand , he admitted, and offered to buy the guy another burger,
the dude is pissed.

dude, how could you be pissed about the finger?

# 1, how many times have you put your own fingers into your mouth?


#2, that's probably the closest thing to meat that you'd find in the chili. they prolly shoulda charge extra

I don't eat chili unless I make it.
Precisely because I can't see what the hell is in it.

I keep hearing that line,
"It's no fun to eat what you can't even see"
from Saturday morning cartoons in my head.

I bet Walter Sobchak knows where that finger came from:
http://www.eng.buffalo.edu/~hulme/Graphics...i/shit_fear.mp3

I worked with a guy at intel several years ago,who went to mcdonalds and ordered a chicken sandwich.
he took a big bite out of it and immediatly spit out a big slimey pus covered tumor.
he was almost instantly sicker than shit.
out of work for 4 days.....I never did hear if he sued the crap outta them.

never eat at south tacoma,WA mcdonalds......not that anyone with an active brain cell would anyway.

Yea, everyone knows the North Tacoma McDonald's is so much better.

I got a bloody bandaid in my mouth from a piece of KFC, when I was a kid.
No one gave a shit, my mom didn't even call them up, today it would be on the news.

A few questions, Mylo...

1)Did Styx know your band stole Dennis DeYoung (guy with scarf)?

2)In retrospect, do you feel your position as the leader of ELO helped secure you the producer gig with the Travelling Wilbury's?

3)RYAN??????? What fucking kind of band name is that????

Never eat in Tacoma.

Heading for Tacoma
And driving too fast
Nixon's in a coma
And I hope it's gonna last.

"if you don't got mojo nixon then your store could use some fixin'"

no, we only have iced

1)Did Styx know your band stole Dennis DeYoung (guy with scarf)?

I think he was Dennis' bastard child...then he found god,and then we were all evil..

duh.

2)In retrospect, do you feel your position as the leader of ELO helped secure you the producer gig with the Travelling Wilbury's?

no,Roy Orbison was my connection there,and when he died,Tom turned into a REAL asshole,...so I bailed out. smoking hash with George Harrison was fun,...until he died too....

3)RYAN??????? What fucking kind of band name is that??
??

RYAN,was the name of the manufacturer of the spirit of st.louis,the logo is actually a bit of a ripoff of the company logo.
that band used to practice in an airplane hanger,surrounded by RYAN aircraft.
it was already named that before I joined,but,at least I was able to talk them into RYAN,as opposed to THE RYAN BAND,which is what it was prior to my arrival.

now,can we please talk about the music and my affinity for asian sluts?
the past is the past man,and it bores me now......

oh hey,...your picking up the ticket for this round,right?

The aroma of Tacoma, gotta love the pulp mills.

The puss sandwich is a well known urban myth. The latest news on that finger-chili is that the lady may have used her own dead mother-in-laws finger and put it in the chili, attempting to get a law suit. Apparantly she has filed a half dozen law suits before. Gotta love suit-happy CA!

Why would you even go there?

Dale Chihuly, master glass blower & The first person to be classified as a National Treasure. He graduated from Tacoma High and has his work (which sells for $5k a piece) all over UPS and his main showroom there. Only reason I can think of to go there.

Seems pricey for a blow job.

He oughtta start peddlin' his xit on ebay, then, cuz, national teasure or not, it still ain't worth the trip to that wasteland.

That's his cheap stuff, (edit: I mean real cheap stuff)

"So, how do you like your chili, Scott? Do you like it? Do you? I call it... 'Mr. and Mrs Scott Tennerman Chili."

"Oh yes, let me taste your tears. Oh so yummy and sweet... the tears of unfathomable sadness! OH YE-E-ES!"

That's one of the best episodes ever!

Every once in a while it is on ebay, and the shit is expensice. You should check out the dvd Chihuly over Venice, I was able to rent it from my local library.

That's the secret ingredient. It's not beef!!! It's people!!! The chili is people!!!

Soylent Green Chili

Thanks for re-stating the obvious, BH.

actually the quote is from South Park, which was a take off of Soylent Green, but I will point out the obvious for you anytime

Thanks.

Rim-job is 'special'.

No, I just don't watch a lot of South Park, dickweed.

Ahhhnold wants to give you a rim-job...