fuck

i was just unpacking my bottle of felix... i pull out a block of foam with tape all around it... schlipp... out the ass end falls the bottle and sKERRKRASHO!!!

the puddle smelled real nice, though...
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sancho
do we not have a 'shooting self in foot' emoticon?

LICK IT UP!!!

FAST!!!!

(didn't we have a poll on this a while back?)

That really sucks! You have my sympathies.

Now time to throw away the pride and start slurping it off the floor.

That's a real tragedy. Sorry, Satchmo.

Argh! That sucks!

My deepest sympathies, sancho

you should go over to the "trade" section and see if you can get some of Larry's glass' shavings for a smidgen of your Felix dust.

You could make a sort of absinthe-glass paste, that you could then spread on crackers.

Mmmm. Delicions vintage glass...

I feel your pain.

I'm sorry. I just realized that it might seem as though I was making light of your loss. I am not making light of your loss. You have my deepest sympathies.

if i didn't want folks making light of it i sure as fuck-all would not have posted that here...
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sancho
whip me, beat me, call me edna

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just how deep are your sympathies, babycakes?

Did you take a picture of it?

Pour ice water on it and watch it louche! Quick!

Fuckin' clumsy shit.
Even I'm smart enough to open absinthe over the packing filled box.
For what this shit costs, I should pay someone sober to open it for me.

You just lived my worst nightmare Sancho, I hate it for ya brother.

Sorry for the loss. Since you can't drink those tears away, head to Smutty's Playhouse and stare at porn for the rest of the night. By morning you'll be a new man.

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!! is right! Sorry to hear of your loss, brother Sancho....

My condolences on your loss.

i pulled it straight up out the damned box, fuckass

it slipped out the end of the packaging... i blame the PACKER

i said 'packer'... heh

Green Bay Packer perhaps?

Man, that really sucks ... I hate that feeling. I always slightly shake any of my packages to see if I hear broken glass. <shudder>

No sir, nothing worse.

DG

Holy crap! I've been trying to post for hours and my damn computer is on the fritz. Add to that the fact that The Man is riding my back for two straight days now and I'm just peeved (Imagine. Making me work for my paycheck. The nerve of some people…)
But I do want my first successful post in a few days to be here:
Jesus, Sancho....my heart goes out to you and you have my most heart-felt sympathies. I can't imagine....

That sucks!!!!! Sorry for the loss.

SO sorry dude; that really stinks. I'd open my shit over the bed.

Yup. Or at least on a table, so the bottle has to roll off the edge of the table before it falls and shatters.

Not that this helps Sancho one bit now. Sorry, guy.

From now on I will open all my boxes while kneeling on an Oriental rug.

Look how flowery we get when there's a bottle that has passed on.

Not to take away from the seriousness of this horrible, horrrible tragedy.

(removed a useless word)

i believe the bottle knocked me in the elbow somehow and smacked the countertop before plummeting to earth

it all happened so fast...
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sancho

buhahaha no shit.

poor rimmy got laid off, and this thread was probably longer than his...

...member?

hey, i just know what i read from women's bathroom stalls.

Now the packer includes opening instructions.

I like the thought that
added three.

After carefully following Felix's instructions for unpacking, I'm pleased to say Felix and Swizzles have arrived. I'm glad he mailed me the word doc on how to safely remove the contents from the shipping container. Otherwise...

Good one Masque!

I dropped a 3/4 full UE on the floor Wednesday night and it bounced. Drunk luck.