Check out this guy's website! Great rabbit recipes!

Sort of falls into the category with selling pet rocks, Why didn't I think of it first!

I found this poor little guy sitting on my doorstep, where he was apparently left confined in a box by evil flying monkies.

I swear to god I will kill him unless I get $600US sent to me in small unmarked bills so that I may bring six of his brothers to live with us.....

There's a reason why rabbit season is in winter. Rabbit meat can develop a parasite during the warm months which will make a person sick. I hope, after not receiving a dime, the ghost of bunny past takes vengence in the form of violent puking/shitting spells. I'd call it karma.

old news.

and this seems appropriate.

It made the nightly news (NBC) this week. They were claiming just over 20K on Monday.

It looks like they have gotten considerable coverage and a nice boost in donations due to the news coverage.

Dumb, but if the web site is correct there are a lot of dumber people out there.

I wonder if they are in violation of any state laws regarding rebbit season, or keeping wild animals?

CG needs to hint louder.



http://www.snopes.com/critters/crusader/savetoby.asp

I believe Snopes is wrong on this one. Either that or there was a major spoof on a national network this week. I saw the news and interview with the alledged owner of Toby. It appears to be valid.

Someone else investigated the paypal account, and found it isn't real.

It's valid in that he's selling SaveToby stuff.

Did that even need to go on Snopes?
I mean, really...who the hell would take that as a serious case of ransoming a bunny?

http://urbanlegends.about.com/b/a/146890.htm

According to the news interview, they had the paypall account yanked a couple of weeks ago, along with some other links. There was a call by PETA to yank the web site, but the provider refused.

Who the fuck is RAMBLOW!!!! ?

I was going to send the guy some of this.

Again...

WHO THE FUCK IS BIMBO!!!???

Just another FNG here.

I see, said the man with the hairy palms...

Grate!

If "your friend" has hairy palms and suffers from blindness, "he" should wear safety glasses to protect from flying jizz.

Perhaps Rimmy and Jack are referring to the fact that I have not yet properly introduced myself, so let me do that now. Some Interwebnet chat boards have a specific thread for newbie intros, but whatever...

I am 36, married, no kids, 2 dogs and a bad absinthe monkey on my back.

I like the taste, the smell, the not-insubstantial proof and the sort of serene meditative act in the preparation and consumption of it.

My wife doesn't really care for it all that much, except heavily sugared and/or mixed in drinks.

A handful of things about me, in no particular order:
I have eclectic tastes in music
I love old cars, fire trucks, ambulances and hearses
I am an avid reader
I have been reading HST almost exclusively since just before his suicide
I own 3 old ambulances, an old fire truck, an old Porsche, and an original Ralph Steadman print all of which make me very happy

There!

That's who the fuck JAMBO is!!!

*tips hat*

Welcome

You either have a huge garage or pissed off neighbors.
Cheers

or one hell of a lawn.

Welcome O eclectic one to this, our asylum.

I know that monkey well.

Well the print is in the living room.

A buddy of mine has a barn that a coupla vehicles get to live in, another friend of a friend has another storage location where 3 of the vehicles live.

One ambulance is currently a planter in my backyard. That one has pissed off the neighbors, but what the fuck?

The drunken gunplay to commemorate Hunter's passing might have changed their attitudes a bit. They seem somewhat skittish around me now....

Thanks all for the welcomes.

And the beatings.

Hey Jambo. Welcome to the other end of the real world.

Or whatever.

My wife loves absinthe. Warning, I check my closets everyday.

It's actually perfect that my wife doesn't like the stuff overmuch, as now bottles tend to last marginally longer.

PS: I'm not in the closet, yours or anyone else's.

I'm here, I'm queer, get used to it!

Queer with a wife? Whatever, it's all good, especially if he/she doesn't drink up your absinthe.

Aren’t we all?

RAMBLOW!!! is a ruff 'n tuff leatherman. His "wife" is a fayboy.

Sorry, lost in the xit eating child molesting eyes.....

What did you say?

You should see his actual eyes!

Welcome, BIMBO!!!

Hey and it's really great to be here.....


(said a la Tony Clifton, obviously)

Kelcome JAMBO!!!(!)

Are you an excitable boy?

Yes and have had need for Lawyers, Guns and Money and have been the Worrier King on occasion watching it Run Straight Down stuck in Gridlock on the way to Detox Mansion. Questions?

Howdy, Hambone.

Hi-de-ho, greenie!

What's shakin'?

Just one,
Did anything happen when you laid your head
on the tracks for the double E?

I met this girl from the Vieux Carre, down in Yokohama!

Thanks for asking!


WZ is the man. RIP.

JAMBO!!!'S cool.
Stick around mang.

I've seen his work over at FV
(Avid reader, never a poster).

I was wondering when he'd finally post over here.

Seems appropriate for this place.

Yes. And timely, as well.

I think this is a prime example of how we are able to accept new people into our collective Lounge bosom.

Jambo!!!, if I ever meet you, I'll prolly punch you and then hug you.
You gotta problem with that?

If those are your legs in your avatar, you can whip my ass with a car antenna and call me "Butty", baby!

Thanks for the lovely compliments all...took me a while to grow balls enough to post here...heard you all play rough and I didn't initiall get all the jokes.

Ha!
Glad to have you here in the rumpus room.

Do you want to touch my minky?

slut.

I'll pass on the minky touching just now; I think I caught something from the last minky I touched (or its owner, whatever) and would hate to transmit that to your minky.

Thanks tho.

prude.