MIA for at least a week:

Vibe
Bumpy
Emi
David
Glassy
Sixer

Please check in so we know you're still alive.

They're all dead. Grimmy did it, I saw him.

Do we get to split their booze?

I'm taking Glassy's booze,
since I paid for it all that's little consolation.

I suppose we can't argue too much with that one...

Fluffy says hi, I made a trip to drink with him yesterday.

Is he coming to LCLF?

And if so, will you remind him to bring that mini stun gun again.

Glassy reporting for duty (NOT)!

Nastiest flu ever - I hope you all stay healthy.

I've lost twelve pounds and now fit into size 6 jeans.

My sincere apologies to CG - my ass won't be stretching anything for a long, long time.

I WAS entered to run in the Boston Marathon today, but that's outta the question now.

Besides.....I'm not Kenyan, I'd never have a chance!

My dentist is running in the Boston Marathon today.

Sorry you're still dealing with the flu, Glassy, but thanks for checking in.
We miss you!

Feel better.

yes, but what i really want to know is: will anything be stretching out your ass anytime soon?

No.

Like you'd know.

Oh, wait...

And he already has it by his front door, I shit you not. I told him to leave it, but you might beat me out for advice giving, AB.

Forget crotch-punching this year.
I have a to zap list.

Taser?

This is what I remember from last year:

SpongeBob: I wanna see what it feels like. ( bzzz ) Ouch, that hurt!
Lemme try it again...

No, just a little wand with two sharp points. Puts out quite a little kick.

Spongie may have felt it more than others, though... saltwater soaked and all.

Speaking of the Sponge, where the hell is he?

He's running around all over the place working way too many hours.
He hasn't even been home in a few weeks.

I can tell. I've been trying to get ahold of him.

Will someone please call Badd Backs and tell him to get his sorry ass to LCLF05?

This seems the appropriate time to mention ~Y~ and I are rooming together.

Good thinkin'...

And where the hell is Absomph?

Maybe Mrs. Absomphe finally smothered him with a pillow.

If not, is he showing up or what?

Unlikely, cuz he's always a no-show. But he better.

Isn't he only about 50-60 miles away?
I've seen Trainer and emi more and they live twice as far.
Lazy bastard better show up.
He's on my to zap list.

So does that mean you two get to put on your jammies and have pillow fights?

Silly boy.
Girls don't have pillow fights in their jammies.

You need to brush up on your 70's and 80's B movies.

And incedentally, that's a baby's clown outfit.
I assure you that neither ~Y~ nor I would fit into that.

I didn't see any of those movies, but I saw this on Seinfeld.

http://www.pkmeco.com/seinfeld/pool.htm

What else did you two do?"
"Oh, you know, girly stuff."
"So, uh, flower shows, shopping for pretty bows, then back to her place, to strip down to bra and panties for a tickle fight."
"That's really what you think girls do, isn't it?"
"Yes, I do."

- Jerry and Elaine, in "The Pool Guy"



Personally I'd rather see two Clown outfits.

Speak for yourself.


Absomphe is about eighty miles away... I am too, and I almost always seem to make them.

That's because you've got dedication, my friend.

Uh-Oh! just got a call from the Sponged one.........off to have a few drinks, maybe I can bring him over to play with The Imp.

This looks to be strange evening.

Tell that sorry ass bastard I said to get his plane ticket.
Except, make "boobies" every other word in that order, please.

I'll be like Mr. Subliminal ("Push up Bra" )

Putting a wild shirt and heading out now.!

No xit!

If I can get on a plane and fly 2750 miles each way for the weekend, that lazy bastard can get in his car and drive an hour.

No lame excuses!

Um, I was talkin' about the Sponge.
Texas is more than an hour from Seattle, my geographically impaired friend.

Hey 1900, did SB punch you like I asked or did he puss out?

Promise the Sponge door prizes.

Sponge Bob meets the Imp.

And not in a Grimmy way.
We tossed back a little absinthe after a preliminary session at a brew pup by the house.

Sponge Bob got to meet the bouncing Boxer Imp, and hear some of the Absinthe era Edison phonographs, followed by swilling some green booze, and general BS-ing.

A far too short visit.

But did he punch you?
He promised he would.

Only enough to keep me focused.

You're really stretching for places to use those clown images.

Actually I was being nice cause I'm drunk, and didn't want to use the good stuff .

Bring it on, bitch.
Drawings of clowns aren't nearly as scary to me these days.

You should have seen the door prizes at the brew pub. (I live next to Rice University)

um... when I'm not here to stir up shit with CG and Rim-job, it gets boring as fuck in here. They just musta got bored with you tools.

Curious. A cute new signature, added by someone else, for mine and your benefits!

Hooray and Huzzah!

Time to redouble my postings, and make them hella-more annoying.


I might ever start misspletng tings on perpuss and loling at my OWN jokes!

And quoting my own posts right afterwords.

and laughing at my own jokes.

and laughing at my own jokes.

and repeating myself.

and laughing at my own jokes.