CSI tonight.
Dead hooker, State DA has blood in his "stolen" car, on rug in his house.
Had a party as his house,
booze bottles have prints from cops, politicos, judges.....
According to investigators, trash containes bottles of:
"Tequila,
Whiskey,
Gin,
(and slow & menacingly) Absinthe......."

Dead hooker had green wax under her fingernails,
and nice tits.

Sounds like a good party, assuming you got out just before the cops showed.

It sucks that people think the party is over,just because the hooker dies...

CG doesn't.

hey, it's harder for them to run away screaming when they're dead.

They don't give very good blow jobs when they're dead, though.

You have to do all the work...

very true.

that's why i usually just stab numerous fuckholes into them.

They are unusually receptive to back-door action, though, which is a bonus.

yes, but um,

a lot of people evacuate their bowels whilst dying.

i'm not scatman crothers.

I thought Jade- the only REAL Burnt™ absinthe always used red wax!

Nope, each Jade- the only REAL Burnt™ absinthe has a different color wax: blue, green or red. I forget which has which, though.

No, but he was:

So she'll be clean as a whistle if ya wait a few minutes.



Don't squeeze the Charmin.

I checked out the story. It seems that the erstwile hooker got green wax under her fingernails while trying to defend herself with an absinthe bottle against a berserk would-be mayor. My heart goes out to her.

HA!

4X13: SUCKERS
ORIGINAL AIR DATE ON CBS: 02/05/2004


[INT. CSI - DNA LAB - NIGHT]

(CATHERINE and WARRICK walk into the lab. GREG whips out a wooden stake and
holds it out to CATHERINE, startling her.)

GREG: For you ...

(CATHERINE takes GREG'S stake. GREG holds out a crucifix for WARRICK.)

GREG: ... and you. Just in case.

CATHERINE: Are Angela's tox result in yet?

GREG: Blood alcohol level of .14 percent.

CATHERINE: Her friends didn't say anything about drinking.

GREG: Well, I'm just getting warmed up. Tox panel detected traces of thuj0ne.
Thuj0ne is the psychoactive chemical found in absinthe, a liquor distilled from
wormwood.

WARRICK: Isn't absinthe illegal?

GREG: In the US. Banned in 1912. Apparently, toxic byproducts are released
during the distilling process. Stuff's supposed to make you a little crazy.

CATHERINE: And how would Angela get a hold of this?

GREG: Well, this is not coming from personal experience, but according to a
friend of a friend of an acquaintance, absinthe is rumored to be served in
certain underground clubs.

WARRICK: Like a blood bar.

AHA! The tampon industry... bastards.