Full Version: Fucking ebay III
Looks more like an antique hand-warmer.
The explanation of the odd spout doesn't come within flying-monkey-distance of making sense.
Outstanding!
The explanation of the odd spout doesn't come within flying-monkey-distance of making sense.
Outstanding!
When in doubt, say that it's for absinthe use.
It has to work better than the truth.
It has to work better than the truth.
I like that he mentioned it was "ribbed."
As if for my pleasure.
As if for my pleasure.
Nah, it would need more bumps and feeler-thingies on it.
Looks like this guy just got a hold of a Standing Mill and went to town on that flask. He should've spent more time with the Etch-a-sketch® first.
Looks like this guy just got a hold of a Standing Mill and went to town on that flask. He should've spent more time with the Etch-a-sketch® first.
I want it.
I knew you were going to say that.
Yours must be working.
I bought my genuine ebay mind reading machine years ago.
Guess you knew how pricey they'd get.
QUOTE(Rimbaud @ May 4 2005, 11:41 AM)
I want it.
I think the beard indicates it is a him, Rimmy.
Don't be so sure, BeanBullet.
I hear the bearded lady has a shaved clam.
Shaved clams . . .
An absinthe ladle? 
Hell, I'm gonna start auctioning off all my old, unmatched pieces of flatware.
unmatched pieces of flatware: ABsinthe Knife
Why are 18 of the 25 images of babies?
This is what I find when I am inebriated after work.
Why are 18 of the 25 images of babies?
This is what I find when I am inebriated after work.
That is rather disturbing.
She's pretty.
Kewl.
Sure the bottle is empty,
but you can always pose
with a brandy snifter
full of automotive coolant
for your photo-op.
American public:
Sure the bottle is empty,
but you can always pose
with a brandy snifter
full of automotive coolant
for your photo-op.
American public:
I think ears are tasty.
That's just corny.
Prick up your ears!
Less chance of pregnancy.
Less chance of pregnancy.
ear was cunt.
fuck it.
fuck it.
Still ridin' that, eh?
Just pokin'. That xit was golden.
Just pokin'. That xit was golden.
it was either that or:
"twat? i cunt hear you"
i'm a repeating bastard.
poke all you want.
"twat? i cunt hear you"
i'm a repeating bastard.
poke all you want.
This may help
QUOTE(Celticgent @ Jun 14 2005, 09:59 AM)
ear was cunt.
fuck it.
fuck it.
Do you remember the "hole" poem?
yes.
Give it here!
Not for the items . . .
Worth it for the rants! Samples:
Worth it for the rants! Samples:
QUOTE
BOTTLE TWO IS
DRACHENBURGER Filterated Czeckerland Xit LIKEUR
LABEL EXCELLENT WITH A FIRE BREATHING DRAGON . SIMILIAR TO THE ONES I FOUGHT AND KILLED A THOUSAND AND A HALF YEARS BY GONE.
DRACHENBURGER Filterated Czeckerland Xit LIKEUR
LABEL EXCELLENT WITH A FIRE BREATHING DRAGON . SIMILIAR TO THE ONES I FOUGHT AND KILLED A THOUSAND AND A HALF YEARS BY GONE.
QUOTE
I ALLOW NO ONE TO THROW BOTTLES AT THE FLYING TURTLES. TO PRESERVE THEM.AS FAR AS FAIRIES I LIVE NEAR PORTS.NH NEED MORE BE SPOKEN. AND YOU KNOW WHO GOT PISSED ABOUT MY OFFING MY SIBLING.
.....NOW I HAVE SOMEONE SEE-ING FLYING SHARKS.
.....NOW I HAVE SOMEONE SEE-ING FLYING SHARKS.
QUOTE
BUT YOU CAN GROW 50,000 ACRES AND BALE IT AND SELL IT IF YOU WANT. BETTER YET YOU CAN SLEEP WITH LITTLE KIDS IN THIS COUNTRY AND BE FOUND NOT GUILTY OF WRONG DOING.BUT EBAY FORBIDS SELLING ABSINTHE
QUOTE
OHH xitZ I'M AN ABSINTHE VAMPIRE!!!
???
How does one become an "absinthe vampire"?
and Jack think I have absinthism!
Wow, I want to be an assbath vampire, too!
You're halfway there.
Yeah.
Okay.
Right.
Okay.
Right.
Someone bid $0.02! Hurry!
Ned is going to purchase, like, 5000 of those.
$51.92 shipping.
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