I have said far too many goodbyes in the last few days, and it is starting to tear apart my soul I fear. You know when you say goodbye to someone, you kow what kind of goodbye it is going to be? Like, you know if you will see them again or not.

When you graduated from high school, we all said goodbye to a lot of people and had the BEST intentions of 'staying in touch'. we all know how that turned out.

I have had that same feeling with too many people in the last few days. The best intentions of staying in touch, but there is that feeling- that sense, that 'this is the last time I will ever see you'.

I said goodbye to the girl that will always be in my heart 'the one that got away'. Well, she got away for the second time in my life tonight, and it is my fault. I don't think a person gets a second chance more then once. That hurt.


Well, I'm going to go and raise a glass to myself, quote Rimbaud, and numb myself.




Yes, make fun of me for whining.

Changes are hard,
good luck in your move.

Dumbass.

"I don't think a person gets a second chance more than once."

Of course not, because then it would be a THIRD chance. Duh.

Cheer up, the good side of moving is that you'll have a whole new set of girls to meet. Is it true that "Wow, I'll bet you photograph well" makes a good pickup line?

Depends. If you want to find a girl to takeoff her clothes, or to screw... maybe. if you want to find a perosn to share yourself with and form a relationship with? not a chance.

I dated enough models I have photographed. i won't do that again. (and believe me, I am NOT braggin. Models are no different and often worse then any other person... and I am no catch neither)

you don't say?

Change is always painful but there is the excitement of new possibilities as well.

I had no idea I was so quotable. What are your favorites?

"Fuck my sweet, sweet ass™, you big fat bastard!"

that one made me cum right quick.

It was so dark that night that you, unfortunately, didn't realize that it was Absomphe's not-so-sweet-sweet ass you were pumping so violently. I was merely hiding in the corner, trying to hold back the laughter. I think I have pictures somewhere taken with my infrared camera....

Now that I don't want to see.

um, i think i'd notice the difference between a bowling ball and a bag of pudding.

Apparently not.

there's no possible way.

if i was THAT drunk, i'd have whiskey dick.

was i wearing a strap on?

Whisky dick huh, I hate to ask.

jeepers, kirk, you're not a spring chicken...

i woulda fingered youda heard the term whiskey dick before.

ya know, I had never heard it til a couple weeks ago, and now I've heard it like 5 times.

Yeah, never had it. Booze don't do that to me. Fat old men do.

So you get CG Weenis?

Then you're not drinking enough.

Or you're not fucking the right drunks.

nah.

if you get drunk enough, it happens.

i mean, you gotta be pretty fucking drunk, but.

it happens to the best.

It happens to me and I don't even have a penis.

I don't know. I have had plenty of nights where I know I couldn't stand... but 'I' could 'stand'.

Course, only way to truely find out is to keep drinking and fucking AB until it whiskey-dicks out on me, I guess.


That doesn't sound so bad.


So Wogger... wanna fuck in the name of science? (cue a big fat 'no')

That's one Hell of an invitation.
Let me get this straight.
You're saying that if you were too drunk to stand up,
you'd want to have what passes for coitus, in your case, with Abby
to see whether or not you could keep the Little Lars perky?
How could a lady resist?

No...

I want to see if the theory you all have espoused is correct, and which I have ot experienced. I said we'd start drinking and screwing, and keep going til 'the little lars' dinnah work no more.

Now, whether that could be attributed to whiskey-dick, or having gone for hours on end will be up for debate... however, the experiement starts when the drinking STARTS... not after it finishs.

Prolly be a short experiment.

actually, lars, it's really about being that drunk already.


example:

let's say i'm drinking in a bar.

and let's say i'm waiting for the ugly girls to be drunk enough to fuck me.

i'd be drinking a LOT for a LOT of hours.

so by the time i actually got one that was drunk enough (read: passed out), i would be 23 times drunker than them.

make sense?

the logic is irrefutable.

Lars is really creepin' me out!

jeebus, that took long enough.

he's been creepin' most of us out for a couple years now.

Jack's a bit slower I guess?

Okay, CG made sense that time. Sounds logical now.

And it is nice to see I'm not the only one who does that (waits for the uglies to get druink enough to do me at the end of the night). Kudos, fellow lecherous-one.

I never paid attention to him before. Fuckin' creepy assed buttrocker...

hey lars, do you like Marillion or Fish's solo stuff better?

Good one.

why the ?

it's a valid question.

Watch and learn.

Lady?

Hee!
I was gonna let that slide this once.

what's so fucking funny???

i like them both equally.

To answer your question, Fish > Others.

haha, dork.

Sorry. Fishbone had some cool stuff back in the day, and Fish was (is?) a really cool drummer who does some neat beats.

I can't deny the brother that.