Definitely Going
Jack
Loogie
Glassy
Grey
AVibe
AVibe's Buddy
Slate
Oscar
Abby
Rimmy
Hiram
Jim
Dr. Balz™, Party of Two

Wafflers
Prol
CG
Skeeter
Cros
Andrew_T
GreenOne
noni

Declined to Appear
the epitome of why the Mayor left and this place is boring

You going?

i like omelets a lot more than waffles.

What about Balz™?

And CG is coming.
And so it Digits.
I'll go get 'em myself, if I have to.
I've got whiskey, roofies and duct tape.

you are really making me hard to say no.

The people have spoken.
CG at LF05 by any means necessary.

Added, thanks.

Going, I have things with rotors to visit while in PA, and I guess family too.

that guy "malcolm the tenth" used to say that a lot.

I'm going, if C.G. is going.

CG, 19 and Kirk. Check.

Who's Jim?

I though Jack was declining to go.

I'm planning on being there.

Fuck that. I chose not to accept Jack's cancellation.

for the record, i never said i WAS going.

just that abby was making me hard with all her dirty talk.

I think it's cute that you seem to think you have some choice in the matter.

The Fed.

We gots Feds?

the funny part of it is, you're not the only woman that thinks that way.

i'm married to the other.

At least you get sex from her.
Occasionally.
Like maybe on your birthday.

What about DINKY?!?!?!

That's what I thought.
Like I said.

Haven't heard from him since the last BARF,
he may be under house arrest or in AA,
or something like that.

abby - yeah, if it's a full moon and on a day not ending in ~y~.

rimmy - WORD!

Dinky needs to go.
I haven't heard from him yet.
Dinky?

I bet Dinky has had a few days that ended in ~y~.

I'm guessing house arrest.

i wonder if we have matching anklets.

Check with Martha.

I just bumped into Vibe online.
He's been busy (no I don't know if he's been real busy).

CG, he wanted me to tell you that he still wants you.
Your mangina, at any rate.

ohh, so you do talk to SOME people online, just not losers.

and tell him to bring the syrup or the jelly.

Surprisingly, it's nothing personal against you, CG.
I have to change email addresses/IMs constantly to keep my oldest friend from annoying the xit outta me.

i'm not THAT old.

By the way, Vibe says he likes it sting-ee so he want's hot sauce.

um, he should know by now that he doesn't get a choice.

besides - he's the taster, not the tast-ee

Ahem...

Yes, I will be attending the final LF' in Allentown.
Hopefully I'll maintain a bit more composure than the last time.

I hope not.

Can't make it. I'm real busy.

Drinking beer?

Woo-hoo!
Now it's a party,
except for that bit about composure.
Next you'll be promising decorum.
No, sir,
bring me the same, old Dinky.

Any word on ~Y~?
What about the bunny?

If I get that close to Philly and don't go see this I'll never forgive myself.

Damn. I thought the Masonic joint up the street from the mini-mansion was cool.

How far up the street? Got an address or cross streets?

you mean you don't have some kind of secret decoder sundial that tells you where all the secret lairs are?

Nah, we just have this.

thanks, captain buzzkill.

We will not be attending.
Luckily for you.

no, luckily for youse guys.

If Dinky and Loogie are going, I'll hafta become a waffle.

Sorry, Peepers.

~Y~ is a yes.