I'm in Minnesota now.

No longer a 'Mitten-gander'.

Fall in a lake.

Glove Goose?

Congrats on making it to an even colder, xittier place!

Have you seen any Polar Bears yet?

At least there is less snow this side of the Great Lakes.

And now, less kewl people...

True dat.

The 'idiot number' just went up by 1.

Sorry, Minnesotans. I'm fucking up aother fine state.

On the plus side, met a nice, cute, whiskey-drinkin' from the Land of Bogs girl last night... and she didn't even charge me for the fun.

Good for you Lars. Did she drink you under the table?

You could turn her on to absinthe if you had any left.

She mentioned she had friends who drank it. I got moderately interested until she said 'yeah, I think they paid like $300 a bottle for it. It was from Switzerland'. I started thinking Logan and other assorted 'authentic suisse la bleau' marketing crap.

She lost the drinking contest. I thought I had retired from those days, but I can still do alright (alright enough to keep up with an from the Land of Bogs chic at least). She left around 11 this morning. I didn't have my kitchen set up yet, so I had to take her out for breakfast. (normally, I cook)

Great town! loving the locals already!

Can it, LastSpurt. We all know this so-called "from the Land of Bogs chic" is really your left fist wearing lipstick and a doily.

What I wanna know is: how does one take one's fist to breakfast? Please advise. Thanks.

I'll bet breakfast is easy.

I wouldn't want to try the Eggs Benedict.

Better then the chiped beef on toast . . .

SOS

That was funny as shit! I nearly spit out my tea!

Senor Wences' hand is HOT!!!