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Off. Jack Batemaster
Who will it be? I took ~Y~ and Cros off the list for obvious reasons.
Masque
If A-Vibe was here, it would be a tougher call. Grim drinks like a monster, but goes down quick.

Not just on pugs.
Off. Jack Batemaster
I think Geyboy is going to go absolutely apexit when he gets to LCLF. I voted for him.
A.B. Normal
Why the hell am I on the list?
Off. Jack Batemaster
You're asking WHY? I'm just suprised you haven't got any of the votes.
A.B. Normal
Yeah, I'm asking WHY!
I'm a goddamn machine now.
Grim
I go down early, but I wake up early for more.
Masque
You still have to live down the first LCLF, Abby-san. You have proven yourself in your home state and with whiskey, but you on an all night absinthe binge?

If it makes you feel better, I am on the list as well, and I know it won't be me.
A.B. Normal
Um, I drank absinthe at LF04.
And whiskey.
And I didn't sleep except a 20 minute power nap.
TrainerAZ
And I drank all night with Abby at LF04, and even remembered breakfast.

Meanwhile, Skeets slept drooling in a doorway at Abby's.
Hiram
It's on now, bitch.
Absinthe_1900
QUOTE(Off. Jack Batemaster @ Sept. 7 2004, )


It is true - I passed out. I totally forgot to eat dinner that day, which is always a bad idea Thank god CeeGee and What's his fuck weren't there to take advantage of me!

You left one candidate off the list. hippie_drunk_md_wht.gif (The Photo is missing)
jaded prol
True. An unscientific poll.

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A.B. Normal
Three votes while I was gone?
How many of those were puppets, I wonder.
Fuckers.

Care to make it interesting with cash?
I've had maybe 10 sober nights since LoucheFiesta.

Like Hiram said, It's on now, bitch.
You know who you are. wink.gif
Grey Boy
QUOTE(Off. Jack Batemaster @ May 2 2005, 07:59 PM)
I think Geyboy is going to go absolutely apexit when he gets to LCLF.

Thanks for the vote!
G&C
I was wondering where Jack was also.

He's the only one I've seen to pass out at any Absinthe drinking events.
Larspeart
better yet...


Who is gonna go 'Ballz™ Out' first?
Off. Jack Batemaster
I only Pull Prols when I forget to eat. There will be plenty of food at LCLF.
Rimbaud
So how's that "from the Land of Bogs chic" treatin' ya, Larsy?
Porkio
His hand is sore so he hasn't seen her in awhile.
Crissy Puss
Drinking and losing control are signs of a weak mind. Only those who don't have the strength to do what must be done indulge in vice.
Off. Jack Batemaster
I am telling you all - ABSOLUTELY APEXIT!!! (Plus, Glassy won't be there to watch his ass.)
Rimbaud
QUOTE(Porkio @ May 3 2005, 12:40 PM)
His hand is sore so he hasn't seen her in awhile.

There's always her (almost) twin sister, Righty McHandy.

I hear she's got more stamina anyhow.
Off. Jack Batemaster
Will she ass frag?
Off. Jack Batemaster
QUOTE(G&C @ May 3 2005, 07:22 AM)
...Jack...
He's the only one I've seen to pass out at any Absinthe drinking events.

You've also seen me stay up longer than anyone else at Absinthe events.
Rimbaud
Yes, I believe she will. Lars just has to use the back side of the fist.
Rimbaud
Ass frag, that is.
Grey Boy
QUOTE(Off. Jack Batemaster @ May 3 2005, 02:52 PM)
(Plus, Glassy won't be there to watch his ass.)

True dat.
jaded prol
QUOTE
I only Pull Prols when I forget to eat.


Me too.
Off. Jack Batemaster
Um, no. laugher.gif
Rimbaud
I thought this thread was about...oh, nevermind.













































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Absinthe_1900
Just be careful if what you are pulling has a railroad motif. yes1.gif
Off. Jack Batemaster
How many Prols could a Prol Puller pull
If a Prol Puller could pull Prols?
jaded prol
a)How much booze you got?

B) Before or after absinthism sets in?
Off. Jack Batemaster
a) Looks like about 26 liters right now

B) Considering it's strangely insane political views, I think the Absinthism is past the early stages.
jaded prol
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In a society gone mad, sanity looks insane. Absinthe just keeps me from
blowing away wingnuts and I figure absinthism would beat mad cow or rotting on the street or in a nursing home when I'm old. Drunk.sml

What's your excuse?
Off. Jack Batemaster
Real bad genetics.
jaded prol
I can empathize with that!
Grey Boy
Damned English blood.
Off. Jack Batemaster
Least we can drink - LCLF05 Prol Puller.
TrainerAZ
QUOTE(Grey Boy @ May 3 2005, 04:49 PM)
Damned English blood.

Has that limey aftertaste.
Off. Jack Batemaster
...and Abby is the winner, although GeyBoy is going to go ABSOLUTELY APEXIT and pass out before 9PM....
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