Off. Jack Batemaster
May 2 2005, 02:14 PM
Who will it be? I took ~Y~ and Cros off the list for obvious reasons.
Masque
May 2 2005, 03:37 PM
If A-Vibe was here, it would be a tougher call. Grim drinks like a monster, but goes down quick.
Not just on pugs.
Off. Jack Batemaster
May 2 2005, 03:59 PM
I think Geyboy is going to go absolutely apexit when he gets to LCLF. I voted for him.
A.B. Normal
May 2 2005, 04:22 PM
Why the hell am I on the list?
Off. Jack Batemaster
May 2 2005, 04:45 PM
You're asking WHY? I'm just suprised you haven't got any of the votes.
A.B. Normal
May 2 2005, 04:47 PM
Yeah, I'm asking WHY!
I'm a goddamn machine now.
Grim
May 2 2005, 04:52 PM
I go down early, but I wake up early for more.
Masque
May 2 2005, 04:55 PM
You still have to live down the first LCLF, Abby-san. You have proven yourself in your home state and with whiskey, but you on an all night absinthe binge?
If it makes you feel better, I am on the list as well, and I know it won't be me.
A.B. Normal
May 2 2005, 04:58 PM
Um, I drank absinthe at LF04.
And whiskey.
And I didn't sleep except a 20 minute power nap.
TrainerAZ
May 2 2005, 06:19 PM
And I drank all night with Abby at LF04, and even remembered breakfast.
Meanwhile, Skeets slept drooling in a doorway at Abby's.
Hiram
May 2 2005, 07:36 PM
It's on now, bitch.
Absinthe_1900
May 2 2005, 07:50 PM
QUOTE(Off. Jack Batemaster @ Sept. 7 2004, )
It is true - I passed out. I totally forgot to eat dinner that day, which is always a bad idea Thank god CeeGee and What's his fuck weren't there to take advantage of me!
You left one candidate off the list.

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jaded prol
May 2 2005, 08:05 PM
True. An unscientific poll.
A.B. Normal
May 2 2005, 08:34 PM
Three votes while I was gone?
How many of those were puppets, I wonder.
Fuckers.
Care to make it interesting with cash?
I've had maybe 10 sober nights since LoucheFiesta.
Like Hiram said, It's on now, bitch.
You know who you are.
Grey Boy
May 3 2005, 04:17 AM
QUOTE(Off. Jack Batemaster @ May 2 2005, 07:59 PM)
I think Geyboy is going to go absolutely apexit when he gets to LCLF.
Thanks for the vote!
I was wondering where Jack was also.
He's the only one I've seen to pass out at any Absinthe drinking events.
Larspeart
May 3 2005, 07:38 AM
better yet...
Who is gonna go 'Ballz Out' first?
Off. Jack Batemaster
May 3 2005, 08:24 AM
I only Pull Prols when I forget to eat. There will be plenty of food at LCLF.
Rimbaud
May 3 2005, 08:38 AM
So how's that "from the Land of Bogs chic" treatin' ya, Larsy?
Porkio
May 3 2005, 09:40 AM
His hand is sore so he hasn't seen her in awhile.
Crissy Puss
May 3 2005, 10:50 AM
Drinking and losing control are signs of a weak mind. Only those who don't have the strength to do what must be done indulge in vice.
Off. Jack Batemaster
May 3 2005, 10:52 AM
I am telling you all - ABSOLUTELY APEXIT!!! (Plus, Glassy won't be there to watch his ass.)
Rimbaud
May 3 2005, 11:12 AM
QUOTE(Porkio @ May 3 2005, 12:40 PM)
His hand is sore so he hasn't seen her in awhile.
There's always her (almost) twin sister, Righty McHandy.
I hear she's got more stamina anyhow.
Off. Jack Batemaster
May 3 2005, 11:22 AM
Will she ass frag?
Off. Jack Batemaster
May 3 2005, 11:23 AM
QUOTE(G&C @ May 3 2005, 07:22 AM)
...Jack...
He's the only one I've seen to pass out at any Absinthe drinking events.
You've also seen me stay up longer than anyone else at Absinthe events.
Rimbaud
May 3 2005, 11:32 AM
Yes, I believe she will. Lars just has to use the back side of the fist.
Rimbaud
May 3 2005, 11:32 AM
Ass frag, that is.
Grey Boy
May 3 2005, 11:37 AM
QUOTE(Off. Jack Batemaster @ May 3 2005, 02:52 PM)
(Plus, Glassy won't be there to watch his ass.)
True dat.
jaded prol
May 3 2005, 12:20 PM
QUOTE
I only Pull Prols when I forget to eat.
Me too.
Off. Jack Batemaster
May 3 2005, 01:10 PM
Um, no.
Rimbaud
May 3 2005, 01:35 PM
I thought this thread was about...oh, nevermind.
Absinthe_1900
May 3 2005, 02:08 PM
Just be careful if what you are pulling has a railroad motif.
Off. Jack Batemaster
May 3 2005, 02:26 PM
How many Prols could a Prol Puller pull
If a Prol Puller could pull Prols?
jaded prol
May 3 2005, 03:09 PM
a)How much booze you got?
B) Before or after absinthism sets in?
Off. Jack Batemaster
May 3 2005, 03:15 PM
a) Looks like about 26 liters right now
B) Considering it's strangely insane political views, I think the Absinthism is past the early stages.
jaded prol
May 3 2005, 03:20 PM
In a society gone mad, sanity looks insane. Absinthe just keeps me from
blowing away wingnuts and I figure absinthism would beat mad cow or rotting on the street or in a nursing home when I'm old.
What's your excuse?
Off. Jack Batemaster
May 3 2005, 03:40 PM
Real bad genetics.
jaded prol
May 3 2005, 03:43 PM
I can empathize with that!
Grey Boy
May 3 2005, 03:49 PM
Damned English blood.
Off. Jack Batemaster
May 3 2005, 03:50 PM
Least we can drink - LCLF05 Prol Puller.
TrainerAZ
May 3 2005, 04:55 PM
QUOTE(Grey Boy @ May 3 2005, 04:49 PM)
Damned English blood.
Has that limey aftertaste.
Off. Jack Batemaster
May 4 2005, 03:35 PM
...and Abby is the winner, although GeyBoy is going to go ABSOLUTELY APEXIT and pass out before 9PM....
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