And remember, it just wouldn't be Cinco de Mayo without some asshole in a giant sombrero.

I'm celebrating by getting a physical exam for school.

Party on, Rimmy.

Party the fuck on.

Grate. Another ex's birthday I'll never be able to forget. Damn, she was a hot one.

If you use your imagination (and any stray pictures that may have survived), you can have her again tonight.

...and French military prowess!

Who the fuck is Stinko de Mayor?

Some quitter.

Quitters never win.

I've got a bottle of good tequila for tonight,
I doubt I'll drink it though.
A friend called me up the other day,
said he couldn't get the taste of absinthe off his mind.

Viva Tequila

Damn,
Leprechaun Drinking Day
Mexican Drinking Day
American Drinking Day (Memorial, 4th, Labor, or any day ending in a y)
What's next, Jewish Drinking Day,
African Drinking Day
Bomb Japan Drinking Day (2 in one week!)
Sheesh,
it's enough to make one want to drink....

Yep.
Stopped by the candy store on my way home for some Negra Modelo.

As if I need an excuse.

I have some Wagner Valley Amber Lager (from NY),
a German style beer that dark Mexicans (Beers you racist!)
are based on.

I'm goin' in a helly-copter tomorrow morning, and will likely be taking pics strapped into a photographer harness.

Drinkin' tonight might be unwise. Damned piss-poor timing.

Are you kidding?
That's perfect timing.

Better to drink in the morning, it makes it all tolerable and if you fall out you'll be more flexibel and it won't hurt as much.

I don't think I wanna in a 4-seater chopper with 3 other people.

And if I fall out, it won't hurt for more than a second or two cuz I'll be falling from a couple hundred feet.

Will booze make me bouncy?

Yes.

You could puke and get pushed out sober,
better to be drunk and not take any chances!

Since I don't like Mexico and Mrs. Batemaster will be doing family xits, I will be drinking Absinthe tonight.

Novel idea.

That's just what I'm doing.

I dunno.
Drinking something French-like on Cinco de Mayo seems weird.

Better then drinking something Spanish.

Mexico totally suxx™, who really gives two xits and a prick about it? They lost the war, fuck 'em. Stop whining.

Yes, but on this day in 1862, they defeated the French...

Oh wait...never mind.

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Hey you kids!
Get off there!
Damn graffittiators.

Kirk rules.