http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/7747076/

I've never met a woman who wished there was less Alcohol in Wine. I know a few who wished there was less Chloroform on my handkerchief, but that's another story.

I didn't realize that women everywhere were thinking, "I really like the taste of Wine, I just wish I could get it without that pesky buzz."

As a result, men will be slightly less likely to get into certain women's pants.

Jeebus, if it weren't for the "fuzz factor," I'd prolly still be a virgin.

Nowadays, the fuzz factor would likely keep you a virgin. Besides, I thought you shaved?

It would still turn on the furries.

Wogger

She doesn't shave her chest...

Ya know, every time I see that picture I can't help but think,
I am one sexy bitch!

I am sure you would be happy to hear you think that way, but don't let yourself know when you are drunk.

Ha!

I'm never around these days anyway.
I'm real busy.

And you NEVER ANSWER MY CALLS! I asked you if I needed boobs to get a call back from you the other day, but even that did not work.

Wow, I must be at the tail end of a very long work assignment.
The one that's keeping my sorry ass from LCLF.

That's ok, leave the sorry ass home. We know you've got a grate one to bring to LCLF.

Speaking of which, welcome back to the Good Legs avatar!

Here's a nice set of legs for ya, Abby!!
http://www.omnology.com/zorn03.html#absinthe

Ok, that's creepier than any clown.
You should get a prize or something.

You like creepy??? Hmmmm???

http://ebanjohnson.com/BELLMER/sculpture.htm

That's certainly interesting.

I wish I had copies of the slides Stanley Rhine brought to my Forensic Anthro class.
That was some creepy xit.

As long as I'm posting pathologically disturbing pictures of women..........

Men like me.


fuck that.

HA!
Like you had a chance.

Lars,
Men like you,
always.

I'll have Wogger before you.
Bitch is mine.

That's priceless.

She didn't have yer kid though.

I didn't have freezing capabilities unfortunately.

Oy!
Not gonna happen.

I am pure.

If you did, you could make some Barffather Bitterrer.

Not out of mini-woggers no.

Maybe it's made of Mini-Mayors.

No little kijiblets for you Ab?

Hee!

I suppose that's always a possibility.

I'm opting out of the vicious cycle known as breeding.

If Abby's breeding
I volunteer,
it could be my calling.

I have been known to brood.
I have once or twice brayed.

But I will not breed.
Nor will I ever be a bride.

The latter being the gateway drug to the former.

Thank you,
I scared myself.
Feel free to use me if you want.

So noted.

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