The locals and I are having a welcome to Minneapolis BBQ and mini MWLF on Saturday with Lars. Need some suggestion.

Who are these, how do you say, "locals"?

Make him drink Barsfodder Bitters while everyone else drinks HG until he denounces Libertarianism.

A less insane idea than Communism, or even Socialism.

The "Locals" would include me, Perruche Verte and the now missing Deluge. The rest of the "College kids" have disappeared.

For the better.

I agree. Dumasses.

DO NOT forget to take photos.

Especially after Lars "Pulls a Prol™"!

You could toss Rush CD's into a tree limb shredder.

Why not just toss Rush into a tree limb shredder, a la Fargo?

How 'bout
hide the HG and make him drink Hills, Mari, Deva, UE, etc. while playing Montovani records until his ears bleed and making him read Ayn Rand backwards?

That would mean that I would have to get some Hills, etc. to serve him. Sorry, but he ain't worth the expense.

Hide the HG and make him drink Barffather, Hills, King o' Spirits, etc., WHILE tossing Rush into a tree limb shredder!

Give him the wrong address,
then hide out and watch him,
while taking pics.

I'll send him to the abandoned house down the street. With any luck the crazy women will be around to make a pass at him.

That's why I love the pussy.

I like that idea, it has possibilities.

I thought the idea was to torture him, not get him laid.

He can take care of that with his own two hands.

It takes two?

Yea, me too.

Oh, never mind...

Y'all should be ashamed that took 5 posts.

(edit: Not you, Pussy. The rest of 'em.)

How ironic that you are the one to post this idea....btw, do you have the LCLF host's address?

I have an address......

He doesn't really live at the Cuff, sweetie.

He'll just put nekkid pictures of her on the web.

That is a sight I don't need to see.

Or one fist wearing lipstick and a doily...

taco-flavored kisses...

So, did this thing go down?
Details and pics, please.

It happened.

Deluge and Neph got the evidence.

I do exist. Swear.
And you all now have to suffer with that confirmation.

pictures.

NOW, DAMMIT!

YES!!!!!!

I need a good laugh.

So many fans. So many, many fans.




I feel like that chic CG has been chatting with on-line since 96'. The one that calls herself C. Turlington. 9 years, and still no picture, huh, CG? Yet still you insist she is your girlfriend.

here's one i took of her when we both decided to quit smoking.

It's true. Here's a pic I snapped of the happy couple at LF03:

She looks like Jesse Spano in that picture.

Which would make CG the UGLIEST A.C. ever.

...

Hey, blame Neph and Deluge. They were the shutterbugs for the night, instead of me.

Dey's got de ev'dence. Bug dems.

You're the closest.
Reach out and smack someone.

I'm not going to speak for everyone, seeing pictures of Lars' ugly assed child molester stache, faded black buttrock t-shirt and dark greasy mullet is not on my list of things to do.

Well I could use a good laugh.

I apparently only have one picture from the night.

Nice moustache Lars!

Yup. I trim it to look oddly like Rimjobs 'stache.

is that a beeper?

Blackberry. Otherwise known as my leash with work.

Thanks, KP!

oh.

dork.