Serious. Fuck this place.

No good booze and easy from the Land of Bogs chicks, huh?

Why does the Mississippi flow out of Minnesota and into Iowa?

Iowa sucks.

Slipknot is from Iowa.

The evidence continues to mount.

I was just thinking that.

Iowa, blows.

Lars, sucks.

Coincidence?

I think not.

Rim, jobs.

Try, again.

okay.


Rimbaud sucks assholes for shit.



Better? Cookie?

Wrong again, beeper boy.

Doesn't he prefer "Blackberry bitch boy"?

newbie turd. Go suck rimmy's asshole for a bit.

Newbie's cooler than you, geek. You look like you shop for your clothes at K-Mart.

Jambo kicks ass,
he has a clue.

Sorrry Rimmmmy
K-mart is a too good place fer larses.

You on the drink tonight?

Why you think that?

Extra r's & m's.

Yer smart fer a young wippersnapper.
Keep up those deductive skills young Master.

Thanks!

Or, maybe I'm wrong.


Yup, guess I gots no love. I just thought I was disliked before.


I'll have to redouble my efforts. Time to post even more lovily nuggets of annoyance!

+1!

Good start.

Fucking dork.

(not you, GB)

Lars, to gain sympathy one must make oneself sympathetic. Instead of just "pathetic".

I dare not even consider the pathos of Lars and his lovily nuggets.

Sympathetic, huh?

Hmm...


I'm in Iowa. That's gotta jerk a tear or two at least.


Iowa is like the Sebor of States. It ain't Nebraska (Hill's) but it's close.

Yeah, but I hear that in Iowa, "If you build it, they will come."

Oh, you mean like one of these?

No. That would be, "If you build it, they will CUM."

Iowa might be a tragic if not for the apparent aptness of the setting.

You appear to dress from the clearance rack at the Salvation Army.

You are a geek whose more appropriate dwelling would likely be his mom's basement.

Tell me you DON'T have a 20-sided die lying within arm's reach.

I'm betting you couldn't get laid in Times Square on New Years' Eve with $50 bills hanging out of your pockets.

It would all be sad if you would quit fuckin' whining about it.



Love and kisses,

Jambo!

Feel better now?!?

Ah, that brings back fond memories.

i don't know who the fuck SLAMHO!! is, but i'm beginning to like her.

Jambo is cool beans.

Thank you. Thankyouverymuch.

BTW, CG, SLAMHO!!! is a boy.

We share the same hat size.

Crazy.

maybe physically.

Rimmy has a plus-sized cabesa too?

CG I am in fact a lesbian; my dyke sister proclaimed me an honorary lezzie years ago. Does that count?

Scores points with me. I am fully pleased we have an out lesbian adding to the discourse now.

Takes all kinds.