...is of course, Absinthe.
The June issue reviews Suisse Clandestine and Montmarte.

Yawn.

is Cargo magazine?

Page 1

This shite.

Shitty scan page 2

At least they chose two decent brands, and they didn't mention fire...

The reviews are kind of funny, an outside perspective I guess.
I wonder how they "sniffed out" those two.

It's true though. It's incredible what women will do when they believe they can't control their actions.

Wow. Absinthe is made from a dizzying array of botanicals. Everything from fennel to hyssop.

And mushrooms, apparently, in the case of the Montmartre.

I think they (and Hiram) make a decent point though.


Call it the placebo effect. If you are told enough times 'this shit will make you trip ballz™, get horny, see shit, etc'... a lot of folks are weak-minded enough to 'see' it.

You give a kid who's never smoked pot enough oregano and tell him to smoke it, I'll bet 50-50 he tells you (and may believe it) that he is high.
Then, you can procede to laugh at him, Adam Sandler-style.

Take 4 dumbass american tourists, stick 'em in Czeckerlandland, and put a bottle (and a few thoughts) in their head. 10 euros says at least half of them will think and act high after a couple shots.

So, there's gonna be an orgy at LCLF05 and LF05? Cool. I'll bring the whipped cream.

Yeah. Honey is messy.

I don't who this Honey is but if she's messy, I like it.

You can have all the Mariah Carey you want.

SMOOTH peanut butter this time, Loogie.

You're acting high. You got a bottle in your head?

I can never tell if the questions are serious, or just set-ups to slam me.

: (

Always err on the side of caution.

Yup. Silence is (most often) golden.

And sometimes showers are.
Though most often in Smuttty's.

Thank you. I couldn't figure out how to best state that. Grate minds...

One perversion I could never get into. Not that there's anything bad with that. pee, shit and feet though... I just don't get it.

Hey, smuty's got his vices (okay, smutty's got a bunch) and we all gots ours. Perversions are what make the world go round.

:)

My oldest and dearest friend is the Queen of all Southern Belles.
Terribly proper and conservative (and unbelievably shallow).
She dated a guy who was totally into the pee scene.
Hearing her describe her experiences, in that lovely southern drawl, was priceless.
I only wish I'd recorded it.

I'll look forward to hearing your rendition this weekend, ma'am.

Oh yes, that's right.
I shall have an audience with the Grand Poobah.
How very exciting!

I shall try to be less ridiculous this time.

The only thing ridiculous about last time was that you crashed too early.

I'll be drinkin' Lammy-style, myself.

NO BLACKOUTS! (I'll need to be on my guard with Monster Grim around, anyway.)

He's not going to be there, is he?

I haven't spoken to him since the fall of the original LoucheLounge.

I believe she meant me.

Yeah, I figgered. I don't think Abby ever met the above pictured Grand Poobah, or his bizarro world counterpart Haboop Dnarg. Ah, how quickly the days pass away...

The hands keep moving. The pages keep turning.

We'll all be dead soon...

But our livers will be preserved for all eternity.

Your avatar is very distracting.

Hypnotizing, even.

not anymore. now it's just ugly.

I like the struttin' hiney better.

yeah, who woulda thunk that such an old, ugly ass fuck would have such a nice ass?

Thoughtful of him to shave it just for us.