Did everyone die of absinthism or something?

POST, GODDARNIT!!!!!

l'ennui est massacre je!

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Time wasting motherfucker.

ban that fucker, quick like.

15 mins and then home, and then

Still working on the absinthism.

I'm not here.

No one is ever here.

This is all just an illusion.

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I was working on my thesis. My bad.

Thesis, schmesis!

We need our Peeps, goshdernit!

Close. More like thesis fecis.

I hit the road at 6 am tomorrow morning.
I've been all over town trying to get my xit together before then.
Still have loads more to do.

Scotch tonight. No absinthe for a couple hundie miles.

Yay.

What are ya doing, Abby, spending one night in Vegas?

Yep.
Taking the Senator, the busty redhead, and the goddamned foreigner up to Vegas.
Meeting the nephew.
Then flying out first thing Friday morning.

Vegas airport bars are prolly open 24-7, huh?

Shite, that's a lotta traveling.

Which goddamn foreigner? CG?

The busty redhead's date.
He's from the UK.
I'm surprised the AZ sun hasn't killed him yet.

I don't remember the bars at the Vegas airport being open in the middle of the night, only the slot machines. Of course, there's a lot I don't remember.

Are you bringing the busty redhead, though?

The busty redhead is remaining in Vegas.
She's got a wedding to attend.
She's just my copilot on the way up.

Tell her we are a lot more fun.

Drinking and driving, I hope....

If only...