Who is abbie?

Is your psyche turning green, too, BnAZ?

Only when I pick at it. And sanity has never made someone welcome at parties.

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I don't know who Abbie is, but according to something I read recently at one of those other forums, Abby is a crazy chick who lives in AZ.

ok So I misspelled her name. I say it's a fair trade for being called over-ripe.

Would you prefer 'past your prime'?

::Checks expiration date:: Nope good till July 26, 1915. I still have a shelf life of another 10 years. Besides why the focus on my age anyways?

Was I being setup for something?

Hippie!

The paper I read said that Abby is "an absinthe maven..."

Maybe they meant an absinthe maiden.

No, that means you expired almost 90 years ago.

You're not only past your prime.

You're dead.

Well thank you for one more time pointing out I need to type more carefully. Maybe it will sink in someday.

Anyone who was at the LCLF on Friday knows there is no such thing as a absinthe maiden.

Or if there was, she wouldn't maintain that status for long.

That's crazy bitch to you.

It's like you two are married. In a abusive, Jerry springer type of way.

He's a few decades too old.

And I could never be on Jerry Springer.
I wear a bra.

A few decades huh? Wow. And come on now, occastionally you see a bra on the jerry springer show. Now granted it's mostly on the male guests. But I'm sure one or two women have worn one.

Croz, get a van.

Or at least some

That's something I was always wanted to know. Did getting a van ever actually help get someone a women?

Who the fuck is BoringerthanTAZ?

So I'm boringer than T-AZ? I'll take it Trainer is T-AZ? Forgive me for the stupid noob question. But If I'm more boring than someone, I'd at least like to know if they have a personality.

Si.

Crap. Is there a cure?

Besides the Ex-Mayor?

THere sure is.

I'm going to need more alcohol.

yes, it makes it easier.

just make sure to take the inside door handles out so they can't escape.

And get the kind that doesn't have windows on the sides.

This van used to get me all sorts of bitchin' meow-meow when I was a wee lad:

yeah, that's pretty common sense.

True, but he's just a kid looking for advice.

It's up to us to keep the knowledge alive. I believe Peeps and the Ex-Mayor passed on some knowledge in a Home Depot a while back.

It wasn't knowledge that got passed.

I'll pass on knowledge.

You can't say knowledge with out saying, "ow...ledge."

DG

And then....*SPLAT!*