Greetings and felicitations! After weeks of amused lurking, I’ve finally gathered the gumption for a first post. I’m a definite greenhorn absinthusiast… my first experience being only a few weeks ago when I surprised the other guitarist in my band with a bottle of Jade- the only REAL Burnt™ absinthe Edouard for his birthday. Of course the stipulation was that we would ALL partake in the green when he decided to open it. I had planned on posting some lovely photos of the aftermath with the empty bottle of Edouard and a rubber chicken, but alas… someone unnamed accidentally deleted them. Ahhh, the wonders of 21st century technology…

Welcome. At least you started with something good.

Rubber chicken!

If only I had started with a rubber chicken, perhaps I'd at least be slightly less boring.

What, no live chickens in WA?

Did you set the chicken on fire?

Only when they wake me in the morning.

Hey! its..

Um, No fire... but the subject was most certainly placed in a bevy of untoward and compromising positions. The photographic evidence which now sadly resides in the land of ether was worth a thousand words I care not to produce. As I am certain Mr. T.A.Brew does not conduct nor would condone the use of animals in testing of said product, I can assure you that no live animals were harmed at the proceedings. Hapless humans on the other hand…

Thanks for that.