6"?
Sure that makes it feel like home,
baby.
Full Version: Wimmin folk
I'm not good at estimating circumferences.
That's deep.
You know, you are so lucky to have a brilliant woman who is bad at math...
Me+anyfuckin'thing=too much.
Yer right, Skeetah.
You alone are too much.
Speaking from experience.
Speaking from experience.
Hey Wogger...
Heeeeeeey, Liver.
S'up, bitch?
S'up, bitch?
How are your fillings?
It's been a dry year.
Don't rub it in.
Fucker.
Don't rub it in.
Fucker.
I rub it?
It won't be dry.
Don't make me beat you.
I'm getting much better at it with each LF.
I'm getting much better at it with each LF.
You almost cried @
Hooters when I
sucker punched you.
Hooters when I
sucker punched you.
Funny to see the help's reactions.
Lyin' sack o' xit.
Um, no.
and
Um, no.
and
Um, no.
TaterTotSchlong!
That's Special Agent TaterTotSchlong to you.
Special Agent TaterTotSchlong!
Damn straight.
Been over at Smuttty's, eh?
BOOOOOIIIIIINNNNNNG!
Yes. But not recently. For some reason my bosses frown at that.
Then why so "damn straight"?
Is the Lounge that stimulating?
Is the Lounge that stimulating?
They're just squinting to figger out some of Kirk's pics.
Zing!
Ming!
LING!
Nipples like Hershey's Kisses™.
Can't see em under the ink . . . you think it needs editing for work-safeness?
I can see one of 'em.
Betterer?
Ya know what this place needs more of?
More boobs!
More boobs!
We've got you and Spaz, I doubt we need more.
Plenty of coonts, too.
Yes.
nuther fucking puppet? Geebus!
Yes.
That is correct.
Before the lightning round,
let's tell Abe what he's won.
That is correct.
Before the lightning round,
let's tell Abe what he's won.
???
That's right, Kibblegiblets!
A brand new kick in the Kinseys
from a cut-rate hooker
with a terrible perm!
A brand new kick in the Kinseys
from a cut-rate hooker
with a terrible perm!
On to the final round.
Can we bring in the puppet, please?
Can we bring in the puppet, please?
Your wish is
my command.
Provided you
blow me first.
my command.
Provided you
blow me first.
Okay. Unzip, motherfucker.
Oh wait. you're not Jack. Go fuck yourself, Shaka.
Oh wait. you're not Jack. Go fuck yourself, Shaka.
(That's for Peeps and Kibblegiblets, not you Larsy. Sorry.)
Rimmy, I want to buy the world some coke.
Starting with you.
Starting with you.
No coke or Coke™ for me.
Both make me too jittery.
Both make me too jittery.
Bad mammeries, huh? Me too.
Nah, my boobies ain't that big yet.
I have a sensitive nervous system.
I'm "psychedelicate".
I have a sensitive nervous system.
I'm "psychedelicate".
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