We're a vanishing breed.

Why?

We have an Abby and a Peeps.
A ~Y~.
An occasional Lammie.
A disappearing Glassy.
A new Saucier and goose and Archie.
And a boatload of 30-day tarts.
Are there no good women out there anymore?

(edited for drunken forgetfulness)

What do you have against 30-day tarts?

Absinthe makes the tart grow fonder.

DG

There are a a few on Fee Verte, but they've probably looked in here and ran the other way.

Maybe the RLW could do a Fee Verte outreach. (If we do it they'll just run)

This site ain't exactly dripping with estrogen-goodness.

kinda a degenerate Boy's Club that a few girls tolerate through (for the free hootch... but who stay for the porn).

Free hootch, my sweet, sweet™.

We're minus Glassy and Lammie,
but plus Archie and Goose.

Not that I wouldn't like to see more XXes around here.

Hey! I'm still here. I know I was away for a few weeks, but I had a good excuse. Really I did.

Ok, fine. That's it... I'm coming to LF05, damn it.

30-day tart.

Sorry, Archie!

You weren't one of the 30 day tarts to whom I was referring.
I shall edit the original post, onacuz I forgot another one too.

That's ok... it gave me a good excuse to feign offense and announce that I'll be going. Much more fun than just saying that my husband and I discussed it last night and decided to go.

Regarding the lack of women... I think we just have a good example of quality over quantity. I know I'd much rather see a few good ones (like we have now), than a bunch of idiots in here.

Besides, I have a feeling that most of those 30-day tarts are just a few bored guys pretending to be women.

I frequently find myself against said tarts. I cannot answer why.

DS has never had a 30-day tart against him.

Oooh. This new chick's insightful.
Smart and hardy wimmins make Louched Lounge material.
The idiots and the easily offended drop off eventually.
We've had our share of both and frankly,
estrogenphile that I am,
I don't miss 'em,
with one exception.

I forgot Saucier, too. Sorry, Sauce.

Thanks for including me in the WIMMINS - as opposed to the 30 day tarts!

Saucier than who?

Nevermind.

Rimbaud, I miss the Marty Feldman eyes!

I know, I just need a change for a bit.

Feldman-eyes Rimbaud will be back eventually, better than ever.

For now, it's me with Arthur's face.

Definaltly quality over quantity. How the hell can you get offended with this group? I guess it's just my waterproof feather, everything just rolls off!

Keep your eyes peeled.

EEwww.

I thought that was you.
You do look kinda like him,
grandpa was a sailor?

A drunk sailor.

i shaved his belly with a rusty razor and poked his brown-eye,

earl-eye in the mornin.

MMMmmm,
Japanese schoolgirl is always a hit.

Awesome.

Nobody beats the Japanese for nationwide pathological obsessions.

The Japanese are awesome.

Crazy is as crazy does, mmmmmkay.

That's a fine loincloth, by the way.
Very possibly a genuine Shigeru Wakata, judging by the cut.

...

...

Thwak!!

And *poof* the chicks are gone.

Nice work, boyz.

Thanks, Dad.

We can't all be successful internet predators, you know!

Seems to have only worked for moi.

Buncha faggots.

That'ssssssth jusssssth mean!

You're welcome.

Sorry Liver, gone only for the moment. Alas I have other things to attend to than just read and post. so Poof, here I am again.

Dammit, you all had my attention for a moment,
but it's just you straight boys faking again.
Whenever some real gay men show up in here,
be sure to let us wimmins know
and promptly futz off to Smuttty's.
'Til then, I relinquish this thread to you.

I'm here and I'm gayer than What's his fuck.

What'shisfuck isn't gay.

Troo dat.

Gayboy here.

You definitely seem desperate to change your affiliation to the 30-day tart group...

I feel so much less alone when Six is in the house.