NPR.

The Fabulous Josephine Baker

Luna.

A lecture on the sexual habits of praying mantisisis.

Boris Karloff reading erotic fiction.

The mating calls of fruit bats.

The squeak of my upstairs neighbor's bed springs.

My stomach, unsuccessfully trying to digest that goat cheese brioche.

Rush Limbaugh.

I think Rush is causing the stomach problems.

TwistedTunes.com

I love cable internet.

Most people aren't aware that Rush (wimpy Hoser "rock" band) is a leading cause of kidney stones in young, white, Mid-Western males. Carrying a Blackberry and wearing denim shorts increases this risk. Consult with your physician if the pain increases or if you suddenly develop an apecunt.

your new avatar is creepy ona'cuz it looks like you. but like rimbaud.

not that you are creepy, or that rimbaud is creepy, but....

I know, I know. It's okay. Close your eyes and count backwards from 50 and envision Abe Vigoda in the nude. The anxiety will gradually subside and a feeling of immense well-being will wash over you.

Or you could just snort some T-H-U-J-O-N-E!!!!!!

rascal.

HA!

Sweet!

Dude!

The album "hog tied" by the pleasure elite.


quivering submissive flesh...

catxit & blood
big daddy knife
smoking in bed
booze polution (my recommendation for LF05... "bloody xit but the livah ain't quit so I may have a year or two...")
read 'em & weep
boy crazy
interrogation
everything
babies need more air
daisy bell
bob
children 'r' veal
gotta have dope
creamed corn suzuki
guilty
fucking hertz
dinner

Tom Jones- Sex Bomb

NPR...

I was there for a whole year and have sworn only to tune in when I need real information.

I'm not sure what I'm into right now...

Waiting for something from Ms. Bush... no, not Laura or Barbara. That may sound like Yoko stuff...

"AAAAAYYYYIIIIIIOOOOOUUUUAAAAHHHH...."

I'm listening to two CDs a good friend of mine recorded when he was sequestered in a cabin in SouthEast Alaska.

I haven't listened to them in years, but now that I'm hearing it again, I'm trying to figure out a way to share it with you.

It's fookin' hysterical.

Hmm, and what's #1 on the playlist there?

"Rock and Roll Scooby Doo."

Why does that not surprise me?

Hey Smutttty, #4 is "River of Pee."

I'm so damned homesick,
I'm listening to songs about
porch swings and crickets and xit.

Kill me now.

Not a chance.

You say that now,
but you know what surrounds you.
Loudoun County can be way scary.

I'll be brave. Anything for a novelty.

Is it "Don't Loudoun Clarke"
or "Don't Clarke Loudoun"?
I can no longer remember.

Damnit, I wanna be at the tire swing at the Shenendoah, across the river from the trailer park folks a-whoopin' and a-hollerin'.

"Cruel To Be Kind" - Nick Lowe

What a great fucking song.

That's kind of a cruel comment.

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'Zactly.

Agreed.

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'Zactly.

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Hello, this is Jenny.

Hello???

Anybody there???

i'm looking for my Sharona.

always get it up for the touch of a younger kind.

young girl get out of my mind

better run, girl.

I always thought that song should be titled "The Ballad of Humbert Humbert".

or "Rimmy's Lament"

i wonder if she's talented enough to give you a hummer whilst chewing tobacco & remember which to spit & which to swallow?

I'd guess "yes".

this is neat

the "gay bar" band with a fantastic new video. yes, that IS rimmy doing the voice of the woman.