If there can be a "Last Seduction II," then why not?

I still have no idea what this thread is about....

LF05, Chops.
The last topic was getting too ding-dang long.
Wish you could be there. It really won't be the same.

me and skeets got a plan.

fear not.

ha ha!

That's patently cotradictory.
If you and Skeets got a plan,
I'm afraid.

Touché.






But we got one anyway.

I'm afraid there is no maniacal laugh emoticon, but if there was, you best believe it would be posted right here.

...

A new incentive to attend.

Lammy - Oh yeah.

Will we have a little voodoo-esque Lammie doll to whom we'll feed drinks all weekend?

I hope so.

grate maniacal laugh pic -- that's worth saving!

I'm thinking of being the only sober person at LF'05.

How kewl would that be?

I'm a little surprised, but if it suits you, it's kewl.

I suppose since it's the last one, somebody should remember it.

Lord knows if I start drinking, I prolly won't remember most of it.

That's what photos are for.

DRINK DAMMIT!!!!!!!!

I'm a bit tired of the drink.

Wusshat.

I'm not planning on being smashed.
Being smashed is so 2004.
Come as you are, Dinks.
Do what you do to enjoy it while you're there.
Zero pressure on the inebriation thing.

?

I should repost that in the Pictures thread.

No one has to get smashed. I usually don't. I just keep a nice, constant buzz going.

You can't go to a LoucheFest without louching at least once!

And, yes Dinky, that is a Wusshat.

Don't make me use it on you.

I prefer the empty chip bag hat to the wuss hat.

Never fear. I'm sure that the spirit of Allentown will get the best of me... and the fact that ~Y~ will be there to torment me if I refuse to display my talents in the alcoholic arts.

Rock on, Dinky.

Rock on.

Maybe I'll be the first to pull a prol, or possibly fall victim to my own joke... sharpie-art.

My enthusiasm always gets the best of me the first night.

By the second night, I have calmed down and managed to find the moderation switch in my brain.

That doesn't mean I won't end up in a stupid hat, lose my pants or fall out of a tree, though.

My only problem last year was that there was too much that was just too good not to try.

Here is a picture of a man named Dinky.

Notice what is in his hand.

Now, notice what is on his head.

Coincidence?

I think not.

HA!

That's beautiful, Rimmy.

That's some funny shit right there.

So . . . um . . . Dinky wants to go fuck himself?










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Well... I've been repeatedly told to do so...

Like if you could do that you'd bother going to parties at all.

I plan on bein' moderate again
this year. Nice to remember the
memories for 1ce.
Man, whattalotta memories.

Oh, my yes.

Indeed.

Repeatedly.

And a lotta absinthe too.

My problem is that I have no problem with not sampling everything.

I said that about yer woman.

It's McSorley's fault.

At least I fell down on the train
for everyone's amusement.

'Cept my own.
No memory at all of that.

To drunk here to operate a camera,
that was priceless.

Though I have outside of McSorely's xots
those are grate.

Yes, they are.

And too bad about my tumble going
unrecorded. I'dve liked to seen
at least some of it.

I'm bringing a very nice camera with limited video capability...

Limited capability is your forte.

I ride the short bus

Whoop whoop whoop whoop