Full Version: Who's the hottest star Tom Cruise has been with?
I say Nicole...
nicole, katie, mimi, penelope, rob, l.ron
Are sad now because you're not Tom?
No, I'm crazy enough as me.
Tom's pushed the envelope on nutjobs a wee bit too far.
Tom's pushed the envelope on nutjobs a wee bit too far.
QUOTE(MrGreenGenes @ Jun 29 2005, 12:16 PM)
Are sad now because you're not Tom?
STFU, yoda.
I don't really give a shit about Tom Cruise and his alleged "relationships" with women.
The guy's an arrogant prick.
The guy's an arrogant prick.
yeah, but i want to bang the shithole out of the first 3 on my list.
penelope can look ok sometimes, but she can also look like she lost a prizefight the night before.
nicole's a goddess, katie would be fun to degrade, and mimi's funbags look like they'd be fun to slap around.
penelope can look ok sometimes, but she can also look like she lost a prizefight the night before.
nicole's a goddess, katie would be fun to degrade, and mimi's funbags look like they'd be fun to slap around.
Ditto.
QUOTE(TrainerAZ @ Jun 29 2005, 11:19 AM)
No, I'm crazy enough as me.
Tom's pushed the envelope on nutjobs a wee bit too far.
Tom's pushed the envelope on nutjobs a wee bit too far.
Damn, I was hoping for at least one vote for Rob Thomas. I'll have to get my wife to post here.
Abby???
I haven't voted.
Mostly because I have no opinion on the matter.
Mostly because I have no opinion on the matter.
Me either. What're the odds of that?
That makes three of us.
P.S. - Rob Thomas is a no-talent cunt.
P.S. - Rob Thomas is a no-talent cunt.
i once saw jimmy fallon singing one of his songs.
funny how i thought that it couldn't be any shittier.
funny how i thought that it couldn't be any shittier.
Jimmy Fallon is even more of a no-talent cunt.
I'm glad to understand that my whack-o ex is only suffering from a vitamin defficency.
Thanks to Tom for straightening that out.
No wonder the drugs she has been on for 25 years have not stopped her from beleiving that I am stalking her, our kids are on heroin, and they each have had two kids who have been put up for adoption so the ex could not see them.
Thanks to Tom for straightening that out.
No wonder the drugs she has been on for 25 years have not stopped her from beleiving that I am stalking her, our kids are on heroin, and they each have had two kids who have been put up for adoption so the ex could not see them.
Poor thing.
totally.
it must suck being stalked by a gimp & not being able to see your junkie sluts.
it must suck being stalked by a gimp & not being able to see your junkie sluts.
HA!
Tom needs a Xanax or something.
More like Thorazine.
Guy's a fucking nut.
Guy's a fucking nut.
Brooke just gave him a big ol' well deserved bitch slap:
http://www.cnn.com/2005/SHOWBIZ/Movies/07/...reut/index.html
http://www.cnn.com/2005/SHOWBIZ/Movies/07/...reut/index.html
Yeah, I saw that.
Good for her. I always liked her. She seems pretty down to earth.
Good for her. I always liked her. She seems pretty down to earth.
(for Brooke/Tommy Scruise-Loose)
Who the fuck is Shlong Bruise?
QUOTE(Celticgent @ Jun 29 2005, 11:45 AM)
yeah, but i want to bang the shithole out of the first 3 on my list.
penelope can look ok sometimes, but she can also look like she lost a prizefight the night before.
nicole's a goddess, katie would be fun to degrade, and mimi's funbags look like they'd be fun to slap around.
penelope can look ok sometimes, but she can also look like she lost a prizefight the night before.
nicole's a goddess, katie would be fun to degrade, and mimi's funbags look like they'd be fun to slap around.
I have to say, I agree with everything CG just said. Weird.
'Cept I'd put Mimi ahead of Katie Holmes. Kate looks like every other girl. Mimi looks like a... well, a WOMAN. That, and I just saw 'Door in the Floor' the other night, and she's got it going on.
Good eye, CG.
I'll bet they all feel the same about you.
Nah. I'm an apecunt.
I look like Abe Frohman.
No one wants me. 'Cept Rimmy. Cause he is a sad mofo too, and without me, he's got no one lower then himself.
I look like Abe Frohman.
No one wants me. 'Cept Rimmy. Cause he is a sad mofo too, and without me, he's got no one lower then himself.
Why you frontin', Cornelius?
We know what you look like now.
Sad, sad (ape)cunt.
We know what you look like now.
Sad, sad (ape)cunt.
Ha!
And it's than, Lars.
Damn, don't let the little typos trip you up.
And it's than, Lars.
Damn, don't let the little typos trip you up.
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