Why am I naked and sticky?

Did I miss something fun?

Go upstairs and change your shorts, young man.

The "mural" in the alien attic is waiting...

Dude. You just weathered a seriously rough weekend.
You hung in like a pro, though I think Loogie still might kick you.
Sorry about the mugging and the dogshit and all that.

I just wanted to kick somebody in the head. I didn't really care who. I got a little of it out of my system with Skeets but I didn't kick him in the head. I should've, that big fucker. I had to wrassle him a while to wear him out. I'm here 'til Thursday so I may just have to kick Badd Fuckin' Backs in the head for general purpose. And because he likes it rough.

Are you kidding me, Peeps? I'm from Wyoming! I'm rich and dry and I'm tougher than a bullrider's perineum! Plus, that first taste on Saturday night totally erased all the bad memories. It's just too bad about my Safeway card, though.

Rimmy, I left a mural on the airplane, too. The Saint's burrito arm was malfunctioning, so I had to take Boy George out of the oven. He immediately proceded to remove the decapitated octupus from its position of honor and eloped with it. I was dismayed, but naturally there was nothing I could do.

Larsey-poo, you sure got a purty mouth. Don't worry, just because Geddy won't do you face-to-face, doesn't mean you ain't good-looking. You did leave too early, though, you Apecunt! Get those Breakfast With Dinky photos up on here!

No problem gettin' home, wish I was still there.......

I had breakfast?
No way!

Mullet's "Tales from Wyoming" and his Asta Cholcolate™-stained dungarees were almost enough machismo to convert a couple of shuffleboard-playing lesbians.
Dude, they so wanted the cack.

Vibe,
That's some phunny
xit. See you some other
time here, dude.

"Wha' they do in tha' building?"

Your beats waz
way phat too.
Grate soundtrack for
the mess.

"May-sonic temple."

And yeah, thankxs for letting me play DJ.
After it took us 2.5 hours to figger out yer phuckin' CD/DVD player.

And another three hours to wrestle it away from Loogie.

As long as you have a 97 degree living room for me to lose a few pounds of sweat in while sleeping, I'll be there.

Bet we had the only
fireplace fire on the
East Coast this wkend.

Hey Backs,
how many dead bodies do you have stored in your basement again?

Not too sure, but I think Jack and I may have had a brief discussion about DJing, 7Diamonds shirts, and shoes at some point or another.
Nah, couldn't be.

I need to buy that funk CD.
Can you tell me the title again?
Sorry. I was drunk.

HA!
It's Millenium Funk Party.
And no apologies for being drunk.
Apologies would be in order had you not been drunk.

I thought it was gonna be hard funk, s'why I put it on.

Yeah, it's very mainstream—almost disco-y—but the ladies love it.

Reason enough.

Nah, yer not dead.








Yet.

Then why are there necrophiliacs in my bed?

Robert Graham.

That conversation was ever briefer.

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Hey! Jack's shit!



Vibe, it was a pleasure scre... er, sleeping with you. Thank you for being the second least hairy person there.

Goose, when you sleep with Skeetah, do you keep a bucket or umbrella handy?

:)

jesus, that shirt's as ugly as one of 1900's

A towel or two. But don't let him fool you and I know he doesn't brag... but, well I'll just leave it at that.

Oh, I know WHY he sweats so much.

I'd be all hot n sweaty too if I got to sleep with a cool-arsed chic like you nightly.


Skeetah, nice catch, dude.

Now, go get another towel!

Hey, Megaphone, er, Goose.
I'm guessin' you use a squeegee
and Lysol w/that boy.

I ONLY SWEAT LIKE THAT IN ALLENTOWN!

Besides, less friction.

Lars, make it to the next LCLF and I'll show you how to drink and keep cool at the same time.

Squeegee, yes. Lysol, no.

That's a tall order for Lars.

Perhaps it was that black tour shirt from "RUSH 2112" that made him sweat so much.

I'll get him a grey Queensryche shirt instead. You know, local flavor.

Stay cool.
Not be cool.

Yeah, it's called AC!

Skeetah, you rule, dude. Sweat n' all.

Least my man skeets got one of the 2 down pat.
Biatch!

Got it down Pat?
Guess we shouldn't let
da Goosh hear that.

don't think I have to worry bout Pat so much. We do have a lot in common, hair color, eyes and birthday, however, hers started a year or two before mine. I know Skeets has a thing for older women (case in Point), but I have a vague feeling he'd draw the line at one older than his Mama.