That's what will happen if you do.

Ouch!

no.

Not yet. And I can't wait to either.

I don't read the Barry Snotter books.

I just watch the movies.

Who the fuck is Hairy Xitter?

CG.

That would be Orange Haired Xitter...

Heard it's good.

A couple of friends stayed at stores until midnight to get it right away. One of them told me Pope Nazi says they're evil, so I have to read them. So he's going to lend them to me.

Free . . . It's my favorite price.

i've never read those books, but i might buy one as a conversation starter to get some ass at the playground.

My friend sez they work "like magic" at Chuck E. Cheese.

Just tell them you're a wizard and ask if they want to see your wand.

Although I guess most kids that read Harry Potter are the sort that get picked last for the kickball team (like me), so they might be tough to find on playgrounds...

thanks for the tip.

i'll head for the libraries and comic book shops after work.

Please kill me.

the new shirt from t-shirt hell is pretty cool:

oh, and you might not want to look at that last post if you haven't read the book yet.

Hah, too late assmunch.

Its ok though, word was out before the book was released. When bookmakers stopped taking bets on who died in the book, I knew the fix was in.

Unfortunately CG can't buy the shirt.
It only goes up to 5XL.

ha.

yeah, i can't get my huge set of balls to fit under anything that small.

I liked Hairy Rimmer and the CockRings of Fire better.

Hey, I'm not that hairy...

The legend. It must be your metabolism.

Just finished reading it. I had to wait for my friend to get it back from his friend before I could read it. I haven't bought any of them for myself yet. I'll just wait until all 7 come out in a box set and get them then.

I thought 6 was a little slow in the action department compared to the other 5. It had too much snogging and not enough wizarding. I thought the parts about Voldemort were a little short. If she was going to explain stuff she shoulda 'splained it betterer. I think that this one is a ramp up to 7 which should (better) be totally fucking awesome or this whole series will have been a let down. It was really peaking by 5 and then 6 kinda fell off a few points so I'm hoping 7 will be the bomb xit. We'll see.

And yes, I am a "Barry Snotter" geek. I love the books. I don't know why. They are just good. A really fun read. I never thought I'd enjoy them as much as I do until my roomie told me to read the first one. I was hooked. I don't know.

".. and then.... Harry Potter went... Straight to Hell for practicing Witch Craft! THE END"

...

That is some funny shit.

I can't see that shit...all I get is

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Where can I get one?

For those who had trouble with the bmp-

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HA!

I remember reading about that a while back.

The last line about the 17 year old chick made me wet.

I showed my wife this and she said, “Why are the Mums complaining?”

yeah, usually the flowers laugh, right, rimmy?

When they're not busy telling me to do bad things, yeah.

they used to tell me to rape those hippy chicks and piss into the stab wounds.

you?

They told me to strangle the squirrel.

before or after the rape/stab/pissing?

During.

i think i just ejaculated.

Who the fuck is Hairy Xitter?

Is "strangling the squirrel" like "choking the chicken"?

O.k. that article is pretty funny. Thanks AT.

And no J.P. A squirrel is a mammal and a chicken is just fowl.