Jealous mod, abusing his power already.

huh?

if you're referring to this thread i already explained it here.

Lars, settle down , or get CLANKED.

Lars, you need to slow down on the absinthe.
You're starting to have delusions.

And I'll stand by that as CeeGee's prerogative.

Delusions of my own grandness?

My own impending doom?

My penis falling off... again?

I hate when I have delusions. I hear absinthe causes them.

Or was it cats? Do cats cause delusions?

I get so confused. Scared even.

Delusions of persecution.

Celty's been a gent.

That was my running theme for ages.

'The whole fucking world is out to get me.'

And you guys can atest... I was right.

Some days, you're the door.
Some days, you're the mat.

Some days... you're the Lars.

I just don't think my Larsiness comes off well on-line.

I'm gonna try texting all yous guys.

If that don't work, I'm gonna pull an uninvited T-Bag... I'll just move into everyones place for a week, and then move on.

"Wherever I may roam.'

Sometimes it do.
Like now, for instance.

It came off well?

Cool! I like Double-Peeps.

Just be yourself, dear.

Or someone cooler.

But, but... those blasted kittens. They forbid it. They claw me in my sleep. I wake up with little claw marks, and then I have to explain that 'no officer, those aren't 'defense wounds', but they never believe me'.

wow, this year's first entry into the 'Master of the Obvious' competition.

Cool, I have a puppet now. One that berates and belittles me.



Lovily.

Yeah, but a really cool puppet.

hehe, booby.

That never gets old.


Never.

not true.

those cannonballs that are causing peeps back problems will one day cause her hip problems.

And bruised knees.

hmm. i hear that she's got those now, but for different reasons.

By then, you'll be tucking your boys in the top of your sock. Nature is cruel.

ha, who the fuck you talking to?


they might have dropped so you could actually see them by then.

That reminds me.
I got a lot of learning at LF.
Lawn flamingo origins, herbal lore and physiology.
I never knew that they crawl up inside during moments of sheer terror.
I know, you'd think a woman like me would've seen a lot of that by now.
I had no idea before Friday. Fascinating. Thanks, Gullet.

Also when it's cold, or right before...

Oh, nevermind.

"O" never mind.

yeah, i give those excuses a lot.

'zactly.

The ironic thing is that when a guy is brave, or fearless, they say he has got balls. Or a set of iron nuts. Or big, hairy cojones.


HOWEVER...

What is the FIRST body part to run and hide in a crisis situation???


That's irony.

Genital aphorisms follow no logical order.
For your consideration, "pussy," as delicate or fearful person.
Punch me in the crotch and punch Lars in the crotch.
See which one hits the ground and which one hits you back.

HA!

Um... let's not punch me in the crotch anymore.

I might spit stones out at you.

actually, it is more complicated than that.

lars has no balls and is basically a woman, so therefore you would think that he wouldn't be affected the way a regular man would.

but, he is also a pussy, so he will hit the ground anyway.

so, your theory doesn't exactly work in lars' case.

woman+pussy= still hit the ground and not hitting back.

...

My cremaster is fabulously acrobatic. You're right though, Peeps, I'll never let the Mayor hug me like that again.

Yes, but did they make a quintilogy about yours?

Huh?

HUH?

You bet your sweet sweet it's about me. I'm actually driving one of the Chrysler Imperials that smashes the '38 Chrysler containing the corpse of Gary Gilmore into the dental artifice that replaces the Entered Apprentice's teeth and causes him to extrude the pearls, in the lobby and also in the Cloud Bar of the Chrysler Building.

If you can't tell, I'm a fan.

A big fan.

Is this available anywhere on DVD in it's entirety yet?

I saw it when it toured the country, and it blew my fucking mind.

Especially the part with the bees.



Fuck.


Yeah.

Sadly, I actually haven't seen it.

Waiting for DVD.

No relation to Godot.

Could be a relation to Godot, as it may NEVER be released on DVD. The last part of Cremaster 3, known as "The Order", where the Entered Apprentice climbs the Guggenheim, has been released, and it is interesting, but does the entire cycle no justice whatsoever. This is definitely one of the greatest film projects ever, right up there with Satyricon, Blue Velvet, and War Requiem, and it will be a great tragedy if I can never see it again.



P.S. The Gugg still has this listed as an exhibition. If they are still showing it, then go see it. I saw it twice in Denver and Boulder, and the second time, they were still using the same film, as it was scratched and fuzzy, barely watchable.

I'll check it out. I just moved The Order to the top of my Netflix queue.