They never had a place here,
but they're starting to run their little asses around rampant.
Here's their own special meadow of marshmallows,
where they can romp 'til they drop
and rest their little heads on cotton-candy pillows.

Can I leave flaming bags of poo at their front door?

I like cotton candy.

Pissy kitty.

I don't understand my Jackism.

Are you supposed to?

Good point.

happiness sucks.

That's just sad.

Next time you post something like that, draw it on an Etch-A-Sketch 1st, then post it for us to not enjoy.

it just hits bad note with you because your mommy never got you a pony either.

What are you talkin' 'bout?

The pony had him!

Down with Fluffy Bunnies and Fuzzy Puppies!!!!!!

I'll think on it. You'll have to supply me some meth to have the attention span, however.

Rimmy: Small woodland creatures are fer good eatin'.

Looks like my kid.

dogfucker!

Hey, don't knock it.

Somethin's pink on that dog.

Where have all the fluffy bunnies and fuzzy puppies gone?

Balz used up all the goats, and then moved on to those more apartment friendly critters...

Unfortunately for him, there was a rat in the pack who squealed on him, and they are now all enrolled in the witness protection program, and living in undisclosed locations under assumed names.

Sorry, Loogster.

One word: cacciatore.

Rabbit cacciatore maybe, but not puppy.

Pooch au poivre?

Is that like, with sauce?

Yup. Lung butter, I believe.

If I ate a puppy in front of you,
and spit the bones out in public,
would you hate me?

Only if the bones were chewed.

Only the freshest bones get chewed here.

What happens to the not so fresh ones?

We bury them.

Cat-cciatore sounds delicious.

I'll be happy to contribute.

Four of 'em's too many in one apartment, anyway.

I could really go for some oh-so-delicious fried shar-pei rinds right now.


Lotta rind on those little fuckers.

Anime still sucks.

(Where's that AnimePimp when you need him?)

i love that those silly bastards have to pixelate CARTOON PORNO.

jebus, and i thought WE had it bad with our puritannical gubmint.

I feel cheated.

According to a recent episode I saw of HBO's Real Sex, it's actually pubic hair that must be pixelated in Japan.

Now you know.

What if the pubic hair is shaved?

Grate,
a discussion of cartoon porn,
as if the real thing wasn't boring enough.

Real porn is not boring.

I'd rather do it than view it.

In other words:
viewing = boring

um, yeah, but kinda like me watching sports....

it's once in a blue moon that i actually get to 'do it'.

so i view it.

For you I'll make an exception.
Enjoy!

gee, thanks.

i really care what you think.

so i'll sleep better.


after i jerk off.

Will you sleep on the wet spot?

no, i lick my fingers.

why should i rob my fishies of the final realization that no matter how hard they try, their life will be fucked from the get-go due to their bad genes?