It's 2020 -

And Louchie has moved to the UK after several petitions against him in A-town arguing the several yearly LF's...

Upset but not willing to bend to the man, Louchie packs up with Asta... (Um, Peeps went ahead to study pharmacology in Leeds) and settles somewhere on Salisbury Plain.

In March of 2020, a devastating nuclear terrorist attack destroyed most of the south- western UK.

The following video shows Asta and LL as they somehow survived the blast...

http://www.wimp.com/rubberjohnny/

Sweet mother of fuck.
How many times is this fuckin' thing gonna get reposted this month?

I love Aphex Twin and even I'm getting tired of that vid.

Anyway I get the point. I'm still a bit confused as usual as far as what the hell's going on in this forum, but it makes things interesting.

... when your ears bleed and your eyes burn then it will be removed from the inner'net.

... but until that happens...

PENGUINS!!!

There are interesting things here?

Depends on your definition of interesting. If by "interesting" you mean thought provoking, cerebral, intellectual, of course not. That's why I fit in here better than the other boards. I need a good laugh at the end of the day. If you mean entertaining, yes.

Bottom line: it's the fucking algoresinvention. Sure, I wish the leavingpeople would stay and I would love to meet up with them at a gathering at some point, but I'm not going to whine endlessly about it if I don't (don't take that as me being callous, I loves yous guys).

AAnother fucking repost.

Hey guys, guess what! I just found the coolest little video of a dancing penguin... err, nevermind...

I've seen things
I've seen them with my eyes...

Wow... I get a few free hours and all my best efforts were already covered.

I suck.

OK... well I know NO ONE has seen this!!!

S'REGDAB MUSHROOMS!!!

That wasn't funny/interesting/entertaining.

Nor was it funny/interesting/entertaining when I saw it a year ago.
It's time for you stop now.
K,thx.

It's annoying.

Those kind of animation videos piss me off.

I'm pissed off now. Great, now I've got to drink. I wasn't going to tonight... I really wasn't, but look at what those goddamn badgers did to me... THEY PISSED ME OFF!!!

I'll call into work tomorrow.

I'm going to drink something now. I know I have to have something around here that'll settle me down!

I'll get good and piss drunk and then I'll play those badgers and stand across the room while throwing cooked potatoes at the monitor!!!

Back in the sock drawer you go, Polio.

That'd be nice.

I've never had a puppet.

But I'd like to,
long as I get to be on top.

i had one of those fuzzy monkey puppets that hung around your neck with velcro in its paws. it had a squeaker in the mouth part.

What'd it sound like getting pushed w/a fleshtone toothpick?

i had a puppet when i was a child, it was animal from the muppets.

erotic at first,

but then i had to cut out the squeaker

so nobody would know what i was doing.

That's just sick.

Yeah, I like it when they squeel.

Hard to believe that 2 squeaks would've been enough to raise any eyebrows, though.

But, I guess when those two squeaks happen about 674 times per day...

zactly.

Like a pig?

Personally, I like it when they pray real hard.

I'm praying you lose the URL to this place.

i'm praying for weight loss and de-uglifying.

You'll do anything to get rid of Spaz.

If that's the plan, then it looks like Spaz will be here for a long time.

God's away on buisness.

God is never "away". He is everywhere. Just ask me.

No, I really do think god was at least playing hookie the day CeeGee rose up out of the boggy marsh.

Um, no.

CG is one of God's special creatures.

So his mom reassured him as he boarded the short bus every day.

Me?
I just got the "get on the fuckin' bus, you fuckin' RE-tard"
speech from my mom.

Like the platypus?

well, i'm chubby, furry and cute as hell...

If I'm not a poof, I don't know who is.

haha, spaz just said i'm cute.

dammit, why does the joke always have to be on me.

What's his fuck likes Bears, almost as much as he likes Bowlers.

lucky me

bears who wear garters are betterer.

GOD DAMN IT!

why, oh why?!?!?!?!

WHat does ~Y~ have to do with Spaz?