The Truth about absinthe

I stopped when I saw big words. What did all that mean?

Holy Shit!!! Absinthe has an antagonistic effect on the Gamma Aminobutyric receptor?!?!?!?


That explains why my Gamma Hydroxy Butyrate hasn't been working lately!!

Better apologize to my dealer.


P.S. I just started school, so I've got a high Anxiolyte level anyway.

Who the fuck is that J. Stud Alcohol guy, anyway?

J. Stud Alcohol is the Lounge's new Mod.

Grate.

There's a guy I'll actually listen to.

That "Study" doesn't really say shit about anything. With a sample size that small, no apparent control group and a laughable procedure... looks like a freshman psychology project.

where's Ken Kesey and his merry pranksters when you need them?

They’ve been distilled and sold on E-bay.

Then...

Now...

Life is a test. Had this been a real life you would have been shown where to go and what to do.

Look it! Stop, asshole! I thought that was funny and agreeable! 4 times.... I can't take it.


The more I drink, the coolerer CG gets...



fuck.

Anal rape indulges
in flashbacks.

Onacuy the last
ass never lasts.